The bag....

[scribz]

A binder with the card holder pages....

See! You can organize them by size.

I just can't believe someone would mutilate penis's and store them in a folder, it's a crime to humanity.

 

[Ser K+]

... Could a freezer not suffice? Those suggestions seem kind of... cut prone...

 

[Hellis]

I believe I found Dianas life ambition.


She wants to create the "wall of dicks" Every brick a dick. Every Dick a personal conquest.

 

[Jorick]

... Could a freezer not suffice? Those suggestions seem kind of... cut prone...

Nope, gotta cut them off, else you're collecting people rather than just dicks. That would be slavery or kidnapping, and those things are bad and wrong, duh.

 

[scribz]

... Could a freezer not suffice? Those suggestions seem kind of... cut prone...

Well that's hardly portable. What if you wanted to bring them to a book club?

 

[scribz]

Every brick a dick.

Hellis 2016.

 

[Hellis]

Hellis 2016.

VOTE HELLIS-DIANA. DICKS FOR EVERYONE (If I can get Diana to stop hogging them)

 

[Blind Hemingway]

How'd you shove so many guys named Richard into a bag?

 

[Diana]

I believe I found Dianas life ambition.


She wants to create the "wall of dicks" Every brick a dick. Every Dick a personal conquest.

Then when I say "Go climb a wall of dicks, you candle-sniffing fuck fence." I'll have a wall to point at. 8D

 

[Asmodeus]

Spice or test tube rack. 1 dick per hole, as God intended.

Sew up the severed end and you've got yourself a pipette. Different spices/liquids/icing can be stored inside, and each will come with a hint of dickery. Alternatively, sew a lattice or membrane over the urethra and you have yourself a spice-shaker.

If the dicks are starting to go bad, give them to the kids to play with. Saves money on water pistols. They can run around squirting each other while you get some much-needed R&R.

 

[Tempest]

I think I might have enjoyed reading this thread far more than I ought to have.

 

[Adelaide]

You and me both. Wow...

 

[Zen]

@___@

Why am I on this site again?

 

[unanun]

SNORE

 

[Asmodeus]

*squirts Zen with a dick*

Quiet you.

 

[Tegan]

Iwaku is down for a day and a half and people jump right back into this dick thread.

Congratulations, you are all dickbags.

 

[Ser K+]

...Blame the dicks.

 

[Mid]

Am I too late for the dick tacos?!

 

[Zen]

TT_____TT

The abuse.... All the abuse....

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Iwaku is down for a day and a half and pe jumps right back into this dick thread.

Congratulations, you are all dickbags.

Can't prolong the schlong.