The bag....

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The amount of quotable shit in this thread....It's phenomenal. Also please let me keep my dick.
 
If you can't share it, you don't deserve to have it.

*puts F.O.E.'s dick on the top shelf of the pantry, where the spiders are*
 
NOOOO YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY FEAR!

How could you...?
Ugh...You gave me chills, seriously.
 
Did something happen to you?




Something with your dick.. and a spider...?
 
...Actually yes...I was taking a piss when one landed on my dick and bit me...

It was terrifying. And friends always ask why I look up when going somewhere with low ceilings.
 
I'm now imagining a spider in a flight suit, touching down on your runway in his little plane.
 
*stares at Tegan*

Because I like the idea of arachnid aviators...?
 
It almost became a plucky adventure about a daring spider pilot.

But you all had to be bitches, didn't you?
 
Ignore the bitches, I wanna hear the story of the Amazing Arachnid Aviator. Please continue.
 
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They call him Legs "Eight-Ball" McKinsey, an ace pilot of the West European Battleforce (WEB). For three years he's taken the fight to the Foreigner League of Invading Enemy Swine (FLIES) and shot down their red barons over land and sea.
 
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FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Or if you're a Transformer....

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
 
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*puts Razilin's dick on the shelf, next to F.O.E.'s*

Now the spider can dual wield.
 
Isn't this thread a hidden gem.

There should be another thread that lists all the fantastic sightseeing on Iwaku.

"Places to Eat: Asmo's Dick Diner! Blue Plate Special today is the Dick Taco plate!"

"Fun for the whole family!"
 
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