The bag....

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Asmodeus, Nov 4, 2014.

  1. Diana: ASMO. THERE IS A BAG OF DICKS WAITING FOR YOU IN THE KITCHEN. GO EAT ONE.

    fatalrendezvous: Save some for me, Asmo. -04:59 Nov 04

    Asmodeus: Eeew, it's leaking. -05:01 Nov 04
    [Asmodeus puts the bag in the sink] -05:01 Nov 04

    Tegan: Hey! Hey! I've got stuff thawing in that sink! -05:02 Nov 04
    [Tegan lifts her bag of thawing nipples] -05:02 Nov 04
    Tegan: See this is how we get cross contamination. -05:02 Nov 04

    Beatrix: But it tastes best when they are leaking -05:01 Nov 04

    Asmodeus: Well, obviously I won't chop the dicks on the same board as the salad. -05:03 Nov 04
    Asmodeus: And there are no scrotums attached, so they've all been sterilized. -05:03 Nov 04
    Asmodeus: I just hate leaving the skins on. :( -05:04 Nov 04

    Tegan: When we entertain the Goldsteins next week, you can take the skins off -05:04 Nov 04










    This needs continuing.
     
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  2. Really, baby? Really?
     
  3. It concerns me that you two are allowed out in public.
     
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  4. Eat a dick, Grumpy.
     
  5. *sighs and begins deep-frying one of the dicks for Grumpy*

    Now, I'm going to let you eat this independently. But don't get too excited, okay?
     
  6. SO THERE IS FREE FOOD IN THIS THREAD!
     
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  7. I love me some dick
     
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  8. I need to oil these dicks up and get them in the skillet. They need to be lightly browned.
     
  9. *Puts a hand on Asmo's shoulder*

    Baby, no one likes your dick joke from the Cbox.


    Let it go. :(
     
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  10. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN, WOMAN!


    *fries the dicks angrily behind closed doors*
     
  11. My my... Is that the smell of grilled dicks I am smelling?
     
  12. Smells more like fried and sauteed.
     
  13. I prefer 'em black.
     
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  14. Don't forget to toss my salad when you're done chopping it, Asmo.
     
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  15. Ah, Halloween leftovers.
     
  16. wat

    did i

    just read

    i dont even
     
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  17. Dicks... Asmodeus is frying dicks.
    Probably should use some flour though...
     
  18. Nothing like a little spotted dick.
     
  19. Don't forget the mayo!
     
  20. Too many chefs spoil the dicks. Get out.

    *serves dick tacos with shredded lettuce, Greek yoghurt, guacamole and cheese*


    Now, wrap that shit up in a tortilla. Don't let anything spray out.



    If you drop your dicks on the floor, you're licking it up.