Tell me....

What's happening to me? I'd be watching you get sunburned.

If someone said "Do the math" and gave you purple flowers, what do you say back if it's Saturday?
 
That's funny, because I always respond with Purple.

What do Flame Fawns and Blood Roses have in common?
 
Because this
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Who is your Daddy and what does he do?
 
Because this:

Say whaaaaat?!
 
Only on Wednesdays.

How do I move a kitty off my lap and onto the pillow beside me without waking her up >^_^<?
 
Lift the pillow and THROW HER OUT THE WINDOW--- Kidding :3 kinda



Why did I see you leaving with Batman from a Motel on Saturday at 12:02!?! O_o
 
That was my boyfriend. Cosplaying. Like he always does. -.- Although he will never cosplay Pewdiepie. ;-;

Wassup Seattle, wassupp?! Wassup Seattle wassupp???
 
No, I want to punch Fish in the throat!

Stealing People from Houses?
 
It'll happen.

Why can't Pewdie be my next door neighbour? Dx
 
Because this...Pewdie...has to live overseas. It is mandatory.

Why can't I fly?
 
Because I love wings so much, I'm hoarding them all.

Why does this thread exist?
 
Because it is the law.

why is it so far?
 
Because it is not close.

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
 
Because her name is Caroline.

Why does the guy I really like not know how much I really like him even though I think I'm really in love with him? (Herp. Real life question! xD)
 
Because he's not a mind reader. Want something to happen, then do something!

Why do you gotta be so good, spicy pasta, when I gotta lose 20 Pounds?
 
Because spicy pasta celebrates No Bra Day.

Why am I scared?
 
because unicorns thrive only in the darkness.

Why does a cellphone have buttons?
 
Because it enjoys having things pressed, therefore, since buttons are the most inviting, they decided, "Hey! Let's wear buttons!"

Why did I fail to notice what was going on?
 
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