Tell me....

Because you were face deep in your favorite book!

Why can't it we all just be happy?
 
Because the Happy needs to be carefully regulated.

Why are there so many hours in a day?
 
Because people enjoy making us suffer through the whole... Entire.... Day.
Why do you harm me so?
 
Because you are overweight sushi cat.

Why doesn't Mr. Bean look like a bean?
 
Because he plays with Nativity Scenes and Psychs his girl out with something that looks like a ring so much that he just doesn't any more.

WHY AM I STILL ALIVE, MAYANS?!
 
The guy who was in charge of making the calendars got sicks of his job and quit. No one noticed and they all died... It was too late to fix it ._.

AAAHHHHH SEVENNNNYAAAAAAAA!!???
 
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