*Looks at thread name*
*Realizes possible miss-understanding*
*Rolls Clarification Skill*
I was joking about the challenges of getting a drunk penis hard, not drunk rape.
Go stand in the corner while I count the ways I'm judging you for this.
Might wanna get comfortable.
*Puts on Plato-Socrates super beard*
People are always judging for everything.
One's hair, their walk, the slight uniqueness in one's voice.
Judging is nothing new.
One is always judging, always observing.
If one must now be comfortable, one must always be comfortable.
For now we all on stage, always in the spot light of judgement.
Best put on your greatest performance, and maybe you'll come home with whatever the Social version of an Oscar is.