A list of Tsu's grievances
Video games.
No, I don't want to play a Batman game. I'm sure it's cool, but between my friends going ape-poo over it, all the movies constantly restarting the story, and the same villains, and the very well-done TAS I grew up on, I'm burnt out on the story, the action, everything. It's becoming too much like a soap opera.
I also don't want to play a pokemon game. That look people give me when I pull out my DS is getting old: no, I don't have X or Y. I have Mystery Dungeon, but that's because Mystery Dungeon has a story and tries new things. It's still formulaic, but I respect them for changing it up.
Fire Emblem? Okay, yeah, I'll probably eat up anything with that name on it. Same with Rune Factory. Guilty pleasures.
Metal Gear. (METAL GEAR???!!?!?!?!?) I loved the series when I was younger, to the point of obsessing over it. Skulking around and trying to avoid firefights just seemed more realistic than getting pumped full of bullets and just shrugging them off by sitting in a corner for a few seconds, plus you got to destroy a giant robot (or a bunch of them) at the end! Sure, I ate the second and third ones up and strongly considered getting a PS3 just for the fourth one, but I never ended up getting it. Watched a friend play it, but by that point the magic was gone. They did try something new with Raiden, and he even got his own game, but the story should have just ended with Patriots. I actually liked Raiden as a character in the second game: a rookie being treated like a rookie in a combat-focused game is awesome. Maybe I wanted to see more of him, but the redesign... Bleargh.
Final Fantasy. They're remaking VII and modernizing it, all my friends are excited for it, and I don't feel like I could be any less interested other than wondering how bad the acting is going to be, whether the Wall Market scenes will be intact, and how cool the snowboarding / submarine minigames will be, since those minigames were pretty much the best part of the original, and the plot kind of stunk otherwise. I know some of the new games were being ridiculed for trying new things, but this is getting ridiculous. Sure, maybe I bought the War of the Lions and Tactics Ogre remakes, so maybe I'm a hypocrite on this one, but VII? There's... actually a lot of potential for new content, now that I think about it. It'd be interesting to see if anything got changed about the plot, but I can't imagine much would. X was the first of the gigantic hallways in the series, XIII took it to a more extreme level, but maybe this'll be different. Maybe. The PS4 has a huge boost in hardware, so there's more potential for exploration, and maybe actually flying a badass ship around and getting into fights. The technical aspect of remaking this game would be a nightmare if Squawk-Enix wasn't a huge company, but... Maybe I'll give it a chance.
Oh gosh, I just remembered that Barret is an option for the date scene in the theme park. Blonde spiky-haired skinny guy on a date with Mr. T - How is this not going to be a hilarious thing that happens? I sure hope they don't censor the hell out of it.
Maybe I'm just becoming a boring person? I've got almost no interest in the new Fallout game, or anything related to The Elder Scrolls after Oblivion, or anything that mentions zombies or survival-horror or terrorism or "epic quest" or vampires or evil empires or rescuing damsels or dragons or "look how badass and awesome this protagonist is" games like Brutal Legend, Kratos Becomes Prom Queen, or... well, pretty much every action game out there.
Internet
Minions. Those annoying yellow sharts that just kept popping up everywhere in that one childrens' movie. Now they're popping up all over the internet, and I just don't get it. They're stupid, they contribute nothing to the movie they were a part of, and for some reason many of my irl-contacts adore them. I mean, people post pictures of cartoon characters with text over them displaying 'attitude' all the time, but these things are getting ridiculous with their frequency.
Heteronormativity and Sexism. I don't know what it is about spacebook, but my contacts on there can pretty evenly be divided between people who post queer stuff (basically innocent "hooray for rainbows" type things and social justice stuff; can't dislike 'em for it because some of those things just need to be repeated but it gets depressing), relationship-type things that just reek of sexism ("a real woman can do ____ but a real man won't let her;" "A real man doesn't get jealous over-" blah blah blah), political stuff, people being passive-aggressive over stupid things, and other inane b/s. It's getting to the point that I no longer want to have an easy way to maintain contact with people, like my family, or old friends, or... yeah.
I'm just gonna delete the account sometime. It's not worth it. I had fun when the paternal unit found out about my affinity for rainbows and such and immediately flipped his lid, demanding I change my last name from his while I responded with "lol u mad? tell me more about how this makes you feel," but there's really no reason for me to keep that thing active, other than "potential employers search those things and a professional-looking picture goes a long way."
Maybe I just need new hobbies, or perhaps I should get out more, now that I've moved halfway across the country. Vacation's over; gotta start the next chapter, even if I'm feeling particularly lazy and would prefer not to jump into things.