Random Socially Inappropriate Thoughts You Have

I have adult friends. We have adult conversations. College,apparently, is a weird place.
I've always had that suspicion, that college is a weird place.
 
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Difference is we all know this as a fact and accept it happily.
i accept my love of barebacks and urging others to follow their socially inappropriate thoughts happily as well

#HASHTAGALLTHETHINGSFOREVER
 
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BACK ON TOPIC YAY

Sometimes when I'm out eating I want to get up and take food from people's plates to taste what they got to eat.
 
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When people leave food, like half a muffin or something, I just want to grab it before they throw it away.
 
I want to open and taste everything I pass in a grocery store.
 
I wanna yell "ALL AROUND THE WORLD" in crowded places like elevators.



Except I actually do it. Elevator was the best though.
 
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One I actually did tonight:

I called our fucking hot waiter, "Hot Waiter," all night long. I hope his uncomfortable laughs were a sign he totally digs me too.


it matters not, unless you got his name upgraded from Hot Waiter to Hot Date
 
it matters not, unless you got his name upgraded from Hot Waiter to Hot Date

A few too many rum and colas and shots of whiskey made me a little brave enough to leave him a note, reading:

"Thanks for the excellent service, hot waiter!

If you would like OTHER EXCELLENT SERVICE I can certainly help ;) [Lev's number]

<3 ya, Tony! - [Levusti's full name]"