Random Socially Inappropriate Thoughts You Have

[Razilin]

A few too many rum and colas and shots of whiskey made me a little brave enough to leave him a note, reading:

"Thanks for the excellent service, hot waiter!

If you would like OTHER EXCELLENT SERVICE I can certainly help ;) [Lev's number]

<3 ya, Tony! - [Levusti's full name]"

oh hohohohohohohohohohoho

do tell us the follow up to this

i like to think i am an overly machismo kind of guy

but i am just girly enough to like hot gossip

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

So...Today...I bought some sausage and a guy in green walked by and I wanted to say "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!" and put the sausage near my crotch region. I didn't and instead yelled "All around the world" and made him shit his pants.

 

[Ser K+]

Oh my.

 

[Levusti]

oh hohohohohohohohohohoho

do tell us the follow up to this

i like to think i am an overly machismo kind of guy

but i am just girly enough to like hot gossip

He didn't say anything... Yet.

Hurr hurr hurr he craves me. He just don't know it yet. But summa my girls are helping a brotha out and they gonna take me out to have drinks again to see that cute bootyyyy

 

[Razilin]

He didn't say anything... Yet.

Hurr hurr hurr he craves me. He just don't know it yet. But summa my girls are helping a brotha out and they gonna take me out to have drinks again to see that cute bootyyyy

swiggity swooty, he gonna get that levusti booty?


dohohohohohohoho

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