Sometimes, you just get these weird ideas--ones you KNOW are just absolutely inappropriate. Everyone of you guise has one--DON'T DENY IT! As for me, sometimes when I'm the grocery store and I see an employee restocking shelves, I just wanna run and knock off EVERYTHING on the shelf. When I go into fitting rooms, I have a weird desire to start screaming "WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER?!" When I was a waiter, I would sometimes wonder what would happen if I threw the food into a customer's face. I didn't have to be mad at them or at anyone or in a bad mood. I just wanted to sometimes. When I'm watching someone in line at a fast food restaurant get food, I just wanna take their food away and start eating it RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES. If I a hot beverage in my hand like coffee or tea, I wonder what it would be like to just...splash it on someone. In the entrance to a busy store, I have a strange idea to just fake a heart attack in front of all those people. When I hear someone REALLY important (like my boss or my parents' bosses) is on the phone who calls me and asks who they're speaking to, I want to reply, "Jennifer Lopez." in my DEEPEST, GRUFFEST, RASPIEST voice. ... So...What kind of socially inappropriate thoughts do you get?