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-looks over at antler boy- NOW THAT IS A MEAL!


He only drinks his piss in one episode, and in another he uses his piss as a heater in Iceland I believe, but he also drinks the moisture out of Elphant dung and half digested Camel food he got from cutting open a dead camel's stomach
 
uh huh, well then, lets go get you some REAL food, not...snack food ^_^
 
YAY FOOOODDD!!! (She is a ravenous eater and one of those people who can eat all they want and not gain a single pound)
 
*pulls Kala along towards a 24 hour all you can eat buffet* ^_^ come on hun...besides, you dont know where the elk has been anyway
 
I can do a nearly spot on impression of Bear Grylls


-sniffs the air and smells the food- yeah don't want parasites or bacteria from wild meat! -sniffs again- mmmmmmmmm I smell chicken and beeeeeeeffffff!
 
If this thread is any indication about the frequency of posts in our main thread, methinks we better make a postign order! ^_^
 
I wanna make own survival show, called Man is Epic! and my character shall be Shark Broylz
 
DOWN WITH THE ESTABLISHED ORDER!!!! part animals need no order...we follow our own rules *sticks tongue out* (but you might be right)
 
*totally shakes it*
 
-stops playing and dives into the endless piles of chicken and beefand starts singing- FOOOD GLORIOUS FOOD HOT CHICKEN AND BEEEEEFFFFF