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I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access
 
And you are dial-up: slow, annoying and no one wants you.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
 
Cannibalism doesn't appeal to me.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
 
Too bad you aren't the hot kind of Loony.

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
 
yes, I appear to be in front of a giant ass



Fuck romance, show me your tits.
 
Why should I, when you already have such a busty pair of your own?

How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
 
I rather it be you... no where near me.

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you to my domain.
 
You should know my safety word is pickled banana fruit.

Hey you look like you need a lift, this area gets pretty dangerous after dark and it'd be irresponsible of me to leave you to walk home at night. Especially in those high heels, you wouldn't get very far if someone was trying to chase you.
 
You'd be the one that I'm running from, stalker.

You must be the sun, because your burning me up.
 
Like the sun, I'd prefer it if you didn't stare directly and remember not to touch.

You look evolutionarily advantageous, if you know what I mean.
 
Oh please, you're not in my league.

The race track must have lost a car, because you've been zooming through my mind.
 
Oh look there at this fine woman walking up about to lap me, who isn't you.

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
 
Ha, i'm not Irish and your not getting lucky.

You must be a storm, because you toss me off my feet.
 
Or I you tripped over your ego. That too.

If being hot was a crime, you'd have the death sentence.
 
Embarrassing bodies some strange STD wasn't it.</SPAN>

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?</SPAN>
 
No thanks, I'd rather give you a puppy with rabies to cuddle with.

Can I have you on a silver platter?
 
You can have my crap.

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
 
And it would be just that - an unattainable dream.

I'm attracted to you, and according to Mr. Newton, you're attracted to me too, so let's make something of it.
 
I had no idea Fig Newtons knew the laws of physics.

I have a saddle in my house. Mind if I ride that ass?
 
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