Pick Up Lines!

I, on the other hand, am not nearly drunk enough for this.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
 
If you were to ask me for sex, you might need the hospital.

Is your daddy a thief? Cuz he stole the stars from the skys, and put 'em in your eyes.
 
Ow. I'm not sure if my eyes are burning because stars are in 'em or you're just too fucking ugly.

I wish you were cos^2 x and I was sin^2 x, so that if we were put together we would become one.
 
The only thing square here is your style, you can be one all by yourself

Here's a quid - phone your mother, because you've pulled
 
My mother is dead. >:[

Aren't you tired? Cuz we've been fucking in my mind all day.
 
And that is as close as you will get to fucking me.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
 
*Stabs lupine in the face* SNICKER-SNACK!



My Typhlosion knows Eruption.
 
Too bad you can't learn Harden.

Take me to my limit, and I'll show you my end behavior.
 
I'll have you behavior modified.

Do you work a Subway? Because you gave me a footlong
 
And it seems as though I have forgotten the meat.

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
 
Good thing I'm not drinking wine to go with your cheesiness.

I wish I was your calculus homework. I'd be hard and you be doing me on your desk.
 
Pfsht, Calculus is easy like your mom.

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs
 
How about I use your ass as a shoe?

Baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

(yeah I love math pickup lines XD)​
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Math is lame
Just like you




Are those space pants cause baby your ass is outta this world
 
It's also outta your league.

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
 
I have a central tendency to stay as far from your range as possible.

If you were a concentration gradient, I'd go down on you
 
Sadly you're the graph of y = 2^x and I'm the x-axis. We may grow closer and closer together but we will never touch.

(BOO YAH, FRIENDZONED.)

Oh Lord, are you okay? It's a pretty long fall from Heaven, angel.
 
Apparently, I've been sent to hell based on your looks.

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
 
I just ate and the thought of eating with you is enough to make me vomit.

If I toss this coin in the air, what are the chances of me getting head?
 
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