Pick Up Lines!

How did you know I used to do donkey shows?

Are you using the Confundus Charm or are you naturally just mind blowing?
 
You'll mind will be blown alright....when I headbut the shit out of you.

How about we make glue and stick together.
 
How about I stick your head on the spokes of my palace gates? That works too.

We should make like shoe laces and tie the knot.
 
How about I hog tie you in my rodeo show?

Is that water on your pants or are you just happy to see me?
 
I think that what I'd rather do...is die.

You're like nothing I've seen before- might I have the chance to study you in my lab?
 
Have you heard the word of the day is legs? lets get back to my place and spread the word
 
Adrias Summerset said:
Have you heard the word of the day is legs? lets get back to my place and spread the word
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Looks like someone likes me enough to not reject my line! < 3

Doesn't mean I like you. TT>TT

But I know what I would like...if you and I made some sweet music together.
 
Best pick up line:

I have a gun. Get in my van.
 
Does this smell like chloroform to you?

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
 
I don't want pie.

You're like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
 
I would admire you if you had the sense to stay away from me.

Would you come a little closer? I bet you're even more beautiful up close....
 
And by me coming closer, you mean my hand to your face, correct?

Are you famous? Because you're the brightest star.
 
No, I'm just not as dim as most people. Like You.

It must be a crime not to take you out on a good time
 
From what I have heard at least you could keep out of jail by double jeopardy.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
 
Then I'll be on my way. We'll both pretend this never happened. *Shove*

You're hotter than a barbecue. I'd be lickin' you cause you're tastier than chicken.
 
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