Pick Up Lines!

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Iliana

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EASY!

Post a pick up line and the next person to post responds to the line before posting they're own!

EXAMPLE: Girl, if I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

NEXT POSTER: If I could change it, I'd put N and O together too.

ANNNNND GO.​
 
Girl, I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

-epic cheese-
 
sure it's 1-800-fuck-you



Is there a mirror in your pants? cause I can see myself inside them.
 
I would let you have it, but I wouldn't want it so shatter, thank you.

Are you Jamiacan? Cuz Jamaican me crazy.
 
No. I'm clearly a white American. Dafuq's wrong with you?

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
 
no, have some Iodine you dumb bitch



I like your tits.
 
i like them too....
i like them to stay out of your sight that is.

Am i dead? because youre obviously an angel
 
No but you sure do smell like it.




Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't rhyme
let's fuck
 
roses are red
violets are blue
i cant rhyme either
but we shouldnt screw


You must be on fire because you are so hot.
 
Hot enough to get someone 10 times better looking than you. BURN.

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got 'fine' written all over you.
 
Yes, now give me 300 dollars bitch


Are you from my dish drawn, Cause I wanna Spoon with you.
 
That's only because the nice men in white jackets don't let you use a fork or knife.

You should be arrested for being an arsonist - because you are SMOKING.
 
...and you are about to be arrested for harassment.

I need your body, like a heart attack needs bayer.
 
If you were having a heart attack, I wouldn't give you Bayer.

You must be my new boss because you just gave me a raise.
 
I don't give raises, only severance.

You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
 
Problem is, you're still here.

Excuse me, I'm about to go masturbate, but I need a name to go with that face.
 
I'd rather give you a knife. You can use it on yourself.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk back again?
 
Walk away and keeeeeep walking.

If said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
 
Honey the only thing I'd hold against you is a lawsuit



Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
 
Better go fuck yourself then

I'm not drunk, I am just intoxicated by you.
 
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