Officer, I can explain!

[Fox of Hearts]

"Halloween delivery for Madam Tussauds. They didn't just want a dead Jimmy V, but a prop bloody bra as well. The pudding - well I am not sure. Ectoplasm for lols?"

Next person was found with the following in his car:
A Jacuzzi tub
3 humongous spuds
.... and the soon-to-be crowned Miss Universe

 

[Valentine Corangula]

"Oh hello officer, how are you tonight? Myself and my lady friend are going to a party in her honour, since she is the soon to be miss universe. I would invite you, but you're probably busy criminals. I'll save you a potato but we're going to fill the jacuzzi with potato salad. So bye!"

The next person is found with the following items:

- Rope
- Barney's latest Abc sing-a-long DVD
- Duct tape

 

[Minerva]

"I'm just doing some maintenance on my house, and need to keep my young son distracted with this CD. I will be tying myself to the rope so I don't fall off when I'm ductaping the holes in the wall."

Next person is caught with:

-A Missing Princess (tied up of course.)
-A Stolen sword
and
-a book titled "How to become a Dark Lord"