My Employment is...? Dear PDB Inc. Employee, Hello, and welcome to PDB Inc., the world's 119th largest telemarketing company. You're just one of a select few people who've been hired to work here in this hectic ever evolving company. Be sure to read all of the employee manuals before beginning work, and don't hesitate to ask the boss any questions you may have! The appropriate manuals are attached below. Sincerely, Maxwell James the Sixth Employee Manual.txt (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Employee Manual.txt (open) Employee Manual.txt (close) Employee Manual 1. Respect your fellow employees. 2. Whatever the boss says, goes. 3. The customer is always right, except when they aren't. 4. Follow all nationally recognized rules of the workplace (Iwaku rules). 5. Report to work at least twice a week. 6. Keep all sexual content in the Censor Closet (yes, the one the janitor uses for storage). More rules to be added as occurrences...occur. Employee Application.txt (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Employee Application.txt (open) Employee Application.txt (close) Employee Application Employee's Full Name: Date of Birth: (RP year is 2015) Address: Vehicle Identification Number: (Just put whatever, this part is a meme) Appearance: (Image and/or Description) Personality: (Pretty simple. One paragraph should suffice.) History: (How'd you end up here? Keep this short and simple. More can be revealed through the roleplay.) Role: (What's your job?) Unique Quirk: (What makes you the freak that you are? Try not to copy someone else.) Note: There is one role of New Employee, which is the one normal person that starts work at PDB Inc. the day that the RP starts on. Whoever plays this role doesn't need to fill out the unique quirk section, because they'll be the straight man to everyone else's idiot. If no one else fills this role, I'll do it myself. Information This roleplay will be an episodic slice of life, with potential for romcom elements later on. Each episode name will include the RP name, and whatever the topic for that episode is. So, if we focus on one character's drinking problem, we might call that episode "My Employment is a Bar?" or something of that nature.