Murder Tale VI: Space Jam

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Name: C-3PO, pronounced See-Threepio and often referred to as Threepio

Age: 148

Canon: Star Wars

Personality: Threepio tends to be quite prissy and a bit cowardly. However, in large part because of some leftover pieces of earlier programming, he has shown some instances of ingenuity and even deviance. Threepio is shown to be polite and quirky towards his companions, especially R2-D2, although he can be sarcastic and indignant when mistreated.

Backstory: C-3PO is a protocol droid built by the heroic Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker, and a constant companion to the astromech droid, R2-D2. Over the years, he has been involved in some of the galaxy's most defining moments and thrilling battles -- and is fluent in more than seven million forms of communication. More about Threepio's backstory can found here.​
 
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Name:
Ron Swanson

Age:
55

Canon:
Parks and Recreation

Personality:
Ron is a very, very laid back man who does not mind being blunt with others. He cherishes meat and hunting and is known to be extremely tolerant to alcohol. Ron Swanson will show anyone how to carve a canoe or rocking chair if asked. Nothing scares him... except for his two ex-wives and the day vegetarians rule the world and ban meat.

Backstory:
Totally didn't copy and paste from the Parks and Rec Wiki

Ron was born to Tamara Swanson and was delivered by his future wife, also known as Tammy 1, a candy stripper at the hospital. He cried for the first time when he was 7, when he was hit by a school bus. When Ron was 9 he began work in a sheet metal factory and "within a week, he was running the floor". When he was 11 he was offered a job at the Tannery where he could work with leather, a dream he had always had. He tried to do both as well as finish Middle School but he eventually realized he could only do one thing at a time.
Ron claims to have attended a prom when he was 12 and (while he enjoyed himself) felt it was unnecessary to go to another one.
When college came around, his dad, feeling that college wasn't important, dropped Ron off at a metal factory. However, Ron hitchhiked and went to college anyway, where he said he learned a lot.
He has three brothers, one of whom is in the Air Force and another (or potentially the same) shot him in the foot with a nail gun when they were little.

Ron Swanson has been Director of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department for six years. Ron believes in the elimination of government waste and has always brought the department in under budget. Ron believes government should be privatized and follow the business model of the Chuck E. Cheese's family entertainment chain. He has closed many unnecessary recreational spaces during his tenure, including the Portola Skate Park, the Grice Dog Run, the Morris-Easton Observatory, the Mohanga Native American Heritage Center, and most public drinking fountains. Ron has two ex-wives, both of whom are named "Tammy," which is also the name of Ron's mother. He is usually non-confrontational and gives Leslie a lot of leeway when running the department. He jokingly keeps a claymore and a sawed off shotgun on his desk, so people who ask for things have to stare down the barrel. He enjoys woodworking, breakfast meats, and the works of Ayn Rand. He is also an avid hunter and fisherman, and secretly moonlights as a jazz saxophonist named "Duke Silver". Ron has at least one unseen brother, who is an officer in the Air Force. He mentioned having at least one other brother, Don, who worked with him at Very Good Construction, and possibly two other brothers as well. He also mentioned an uncle who "does yoga" when asked if his family had any history of mental illness.
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Name: Princess Buttercup

Age: ???

Canon: The Princess Bride

Personality: Curt, sassy/snarky, feisty/fiery

Backstory: Raised on a farm in the country of Florin, Buttercup favored ordering around a young man named Westley that worked on her family's farm, whom she referred to as 'farm boy'. He never objected, only obeyed and replied with 'as you wish'. This went on for a long while before they realized that they loved each other, to which Westley left to find his fortune, leaving Buttercup all alone. Eventually, Westley's ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, and the word eventually reached Buttercup. Knowing that the pirate never takes prisoners, she locked herself in her room without food or water.

Five years after, Buttercup was forced to become engaged to Prince Humperdinck, despite the prince knowing she did not love him. Despite despising 'her prince', she still found enjoyment in horseback riding, and she often did it so she could feel free. One day while out riding, she is kidnapped by three men claiming to be lost circus performers. She's taken onto a ship in the middle of the ocean by them, learning that they plan to kill her and leave her body on Guilder soil. She tried to escape while her kidnappers argued, but she was brought back, taken to the Cliffs of Insanity and led on by her kidnappers.

Eventually 'rescued' by the 'Dread Pirate Roberts', Buttercup shoved him down a hill before realizing he was Westley, leading her to tumble down after him. But, the Prince is pursuing them, and they're forced to rush off into the Fire Swamp to escape. They make it through, but are then captured by Prince Humperdinck at the exit, where Buttercup agrees to marry him if he left Westley alone.. Only to be deceived by the prince, with him giving his word, only to send Westley off for torture.

Buttercup returns to the castle and is forced to marry the prince(who intended to murder her after the wedding), she is rescued, and runs off with Westley to go on with her life.... Only to come here to drop some s1ck dunks.

DISCLAIMER: This is a replacement for Setsuna​
 
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Hospes said:
"I will never doubt again."

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Name: Princess Buttercup

Age: ???

Canon: The Princess Bride

Personality: Curt, sassy/snarky, feisty/fiery

Backstory: Raised on a farm in the country of Florin, Buttercup favored ordering around a young man named Westley that worked on her family's farm, whom she referred to as 'farm boy'. He never objected, only obeyed and replied with 'as you wish'. This went on for a long while before they realized that they loved each other, to which Westley left to find his fortune, leaving Buttercup all alone. Eventually, Westley's ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, and the word eventually reached Buttercup. Knowing that the pirate never takes prisoners, she locked herself in her room without food or water.

Five years after, Buttercup was forced to become engaged to Prince Humperdinck, despite the prince knowing she did not love him. Despite despising 'her prince', she still found enjoyment in horseback riding, and she often did it so she could feel free. One day while out riding, she is kidnapped by three men claiming to be lost circus performers. She's taken onto a ship in the middle of the ocean by them, learning that they plan to kill her and leave her body on Guilder soil. She tried to escape while her kidnappers argued, but she was brought back, taken to the Cliffs of Insanity and led on by her kidnappers.

Eventually 'rescued' by the 'Dread Pirate Roberts', Buttercup shoved him down a hill before realizing he was Westley, leading her to tumble down after him. But, the Prince is pursuing them, and they're forced to rush off into the Fire Swamp to escape. They make it through, but are then captured by Prince Humperdinck at the exit, where Buttercup agrees to marry him if he left Westley alone.. Only to be deceived by the prince, with him giving his word, only to send Westley off for torture.

Buttercup returns to the castle and is forced to marry the prince(who intended to murder her after the wedding), she is rescued, and runs off with Westley to go on with her life.... Only to come here to drop some s1ck dunks.

DISCLAIMER: This is a replacement for Setsuna​
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The wait for Wednesday never felt so long.

When I watched Spazz Jam as a child I never noticed that it was an entire amusement park. I haven't watched this in like more than a D- D- D- Decade. Which leads me to bring this up...

... what other Attractions are there? Or is it just Baskitball, baskitball and baskitball?
 
*coughs*

Technically, the aliens made a bet with the Looney toons for their freedom in which if they lost they'll have to perform within the amusement park. Lol. It wasn't just for a game of basketball, but that's why they chose to play a game of basketball because the aliens were small so the looney toons didn't think they could loose. :L

Then the aliens found a way to cheat and so the looney toons asked Michael Jordan to help them.
 
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Technically, the aliens made a bet with the Looney toons for their freedom in which if they lost they'll have to perform within the amusement park. Lol. It wasn't just for a game of basketball, but that's why they chose to play a game of basketball because the aliens were small so the looney toons didn't think they could loose. :L

Then the aliens found a way to cheat and so the looney toons asked Michael Jordan to help them.
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The aliens took the powers from a bunch of other basketball players, so that they could be better players.
 
Damn, I wanted to extract C-3PO's equivalent of a kidney.

I guess I can always do that some other time.
 
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