Murder Tale VI: Space Jam [Non-Canon]

[DapperDogman]

"As Mister Crews would say, Mister Wheeler, Old Spice gives you the power, the drive, and the desire to exceed your own mortal limitations. The god Zeus will never match your manliness nor your gentlemanly conduct when applied with Old Spice body wash and spray!"​

"I see, but you guys smell different...is it because you're using different scents?" the male asks, his keen sense of smell easily distinguishing the different kinds of manly smells each possessed

"So...Would using both possibly enhance both aspects?"

He was playing a dangerous game, possibly risking combining Bear Glove and Timber together

But he was a risk taker at heart, it was in his nature

@The Tactician @Gwazi Magnum​

 

[Minerva]

Then over hearing this other conversation a can of Old Spice immediately flew over to their location.
Floating in the air another Terry Crews head popped out from the top and exclaimed "Popped Basketballs? Well that's not going to work for an Athletic Old Spice Ad... I know! I can fix them!".

Followed by a loud but harmless explosion between the group brought to you by commerical effects once the smoke cleared there was now a fully inflated and working basketball.

@york @Crow @Kaykay @Archmage Jeremiah @The Great Detective @Bomb @The Silver Paladin​

Motoko looked at the newly inflated basketball. Was this 'Terry Crews' some sort of advanced cyborg like her?

She picked up the basketball and bounced it. Yup, it was inflated. She handed it to Tomoyo.

"Here you go." The Major said.

@york @Anyone

 

[Chewy Rabbits]

Noise.

So much fucking noise.

God if they don't shut the fuck up, I'll give single one of them extra assh-Urk...

Rising from a lying on one of the bleachers, Eda Blackwater, gripping her throbbing head, looked down at the gym floor below and then at the stands around her to see the colorful cast she was now stuck with.
"Christ I got fucked up."
She groaned, trying to retrace her steps from the other night.
"Ok, left the church...went to the Yellow Flag...vodka, whisky, whisky rum...maybe I fucked around? Then just knocking out on the bar."
The trail went cold there, making the casually dressed "nun" groan in confused agony until she heard it.
The beautifully familiar sounds of a certain bitch's barking and gun firing.
Giggling and sighing in relief, Eda dropped down to gym floor, keeping a safe hold on her Glock 17L.

The irritable blonde walked up to the fighting pair of Revy and Roberta, letting out a shrill whistle to get her bestest pal's attention. Without getting involved in the fight 'cause fuck, she wasn't worth that.

"Oi! Revy, quit your usual bitching and explain what the fuck's happening! 'Cause last I checked, I didn't take no fucking Angel Dust and I just saw a fucking yellow horse! So either I'm at your family reunion or this is your fault as usual!" The wild woman nagged and nagged to her beloved friend.

"And why the fuck are you messing with the Termi-maid-tor? I swear to God if you put me through more shit that I already am, I'll fuck you up so bad that Romeo'll wake up in fear every time he dreams of you! Speaking of which..."
With a sudden grin and change of tone, Eda glanced around as she adjusted her tight shirt. If the squealing hog was around then that means the little Japanese boy would be close.

@Verite @TheSpringwoodSlasher @C.T.
​

Revy's retaliation had left Roberta's forehead caked in blood and her clutching at her stomach. But she'd taken far worse and she wasn't about to keel over just to let Two Hands claim she had something over her. With someone who had her kind of attitude, she'd never hear the end of it. Just as she was about to re-ignite their fight however, another person came by seeking to add in their two cents to the brawl before departing.

Though, Roberta doubted this woman would have fluttered off so easily as the others had. Watching quietly as Eda and Revy conversed, Roberta took this as a moment to pull off her glasses and look them over. When she did return home to the young master, what was she to tell him? That she ran into Two-Hands and her friend on a random basketball court and got into a fight with her? It sounded ridiculous enough already.

Still, if Revy was done brawling for the moment then Roberta would take it. Best to stop while her glasses were still salvageable. With a bent rim and missing right lens.
​

He'd turn towards Roberta and flash her a smile showing off his grill that spelled out 'Fuck You' on his teeth. "That sexy maid shit is just what the doctor ordered! Why don't come over here and bring ya friend to cause the Baron would love to get to know ya better, if ya know what I'm sayin'!"

@C.T. @TheSpringwoodSlasher @Everyone

No talking, no taunting. Just a very cut and dry indication that Baron should get the fuck away. More so after the sexy maid comment. She may have been brought here against her will but that didn't mean she'd any perverted bastard that showed up oogle her like some random whore strolling down the streets of Venezuela.

@Jeremi @C.T. @DBZ7​

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

"I see, but you guys smell different...is it because you're using different scents?" the male asks, his keen sense of smell easily distinguishing the different kinds of manly smells each possessed

"So...Would using both possibly enhance both aspects?"

He was playing a dangerous game, possibly risking combining Bear Glove and Timber together

But he was a risk taker at heart, it was in his nature

@The Tactician @Gwazi Magnum​

This man... He had no idea what he was suggesting!

"Bear Glove... and Timber... Together! No! That can't be! The Ads would have said to if that were possible!".
Terry Crews began exclaiming, now conflicted with a desire for ultimate Old Spice alongside Mustafa, and to upkeep the ongoing battle the Ads have commited them to.​

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Motoko looked at the newly inflated basketball. Was this 'Terry Crews' some sort of advanced cyborg like her?

She picked up the basketball and bounced it. Yup, it was inflated. She handed it to Tomoyo.

"Here you go." The Major said.

@york @Anyone

The Terry head in the floating Old Spice can then continued with saying "So! How good are you folks as Basketball? Do you tend to work up a Sweat while playing?".

@york @Crow @Kaykay @Archmage Jeremiah @The Great Detective @Bomb @The Silver Paladin​

 

[Gummi Bunnies]

Coral just started to switch from human form to squid form rapidly. Welp, she would just look like some crazy blob of orange ink spazzing out.

@anybody lol​

 

[Khan of the Mardu]

"I see, but you guys smell different...is it because you're using different scents?" the male asks, his keen sense of smell easily distinguishing the different kinds of manly smells each possessed

"So...Would using both possibly enhance both aspects?"

He was playing a dangerous game, possibly risking combining Bear Glove and Timber together

But he was a risk taker at heart, it was in his nature

@The Tactician @Gwazi Magnum​

This man... He had no idea what he was suggesting!

"Bear Glove... and Timber... Together! No! That can't be! The Ads would have said to if that were possible!".
Terry Crews began exclaiming, now conflicted with a desire for ultimate Old Spice alongside Mustafa, and to upkeep the ongoing battle the Ads have commited them to.​

For a moment, Isaiah froze, unsure of how to respond. Could they really just combine the two scents and possibly reach scent nirvana? Without the ads' permission?

"Terry... Perhaps the ads are truly trying replace us..."

"If so, then damn what they have to say, my friend! Perhaps they do not have Old Spice's best interests! Perhaps... Perhaps a permanent alliance of Bearglove and Timber is in not only ours, but also the body wash and spray's best interests!"​

 

[DapperDogman]

For a moment, Isaiah froze, unsure of how to respond. Could they really just combine the two scents and possibly reach scent nirvana? Without the ads' permission?

"Terry... Perhaps the ads are truly trying replace us..."

"If so, then damn what they have to say, my friend! Perhaps they do not have Old Spice's best interests! Perhaps... Perhaps a permanent alliance of Bearglove and Timber is in not only ours, but also the body wash and spray's best interests!"​

"You think the ads are being produced to manipulate the public?" Wild Dog's tone became dead serious
This reminded him of that one group he fought, who were against pornographic content, who went as far as to commit arson to destroy it
"Those scumbags!"

@The Tactician @Gwazi Magnum​

 

[Jeremi]

Revy's retaliation had left Roberta's forehead caked in blood and her clutching at her stomach. But she'd taken far worse and she wasn't about to keel over just to let Two Hands claim she had something over her. With someone who had her kind of attitude, she'd never hear the end of it. Just as she was about to re-ignite their fight however, another person came by seeking to add in their two cents to the brawl before departing.

Though, Roberta doubted this woman would have fluttered off so easily as the others had. Watching quietly as Eda and Revy conversed, Roberta took this as a moment to pull off her glasses and look them over. When she did return home to the young master, what was she to tell him? That she ran into Two-Hands and her friend on a random basketball court and got into a fight with her? It sounded ridiculous enough already.

Still, if Revy was done brawling for the moment then Roberta would take it. Best to stop while her glasses were still salvageable. With a bent rim and missing right lens.
​

No talking, no taunting. Just a very cut and dry indication that Baron should get the fuck away. More so after the sexy maid comment. She may have been brought here against her will but that didn't mean she'd any perverted bastard that showed up oogle her like some random whore strolling down the streets of Venezuela.

@Jeremi @C.T. @DBZ7​

Baron raised his hands in a defensive manner, but that grin of his never left his face. "Hey we cool, we cool girl. Just had to try my luck, you know what I'm sayin? Though while there are some fine bitches around, I see there's some real bitches around too. You gals better hope you get on Baron's team 'cause we gonna murder some motherfuckers out on the court!"

The crowd really looked like a fucking mess, like, was that a talking pony over there? "Shiiiieeeeeet..."

@C.T. @TheSpringwoodSlasher @DBZ7

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

For a moment, Isaiah froze, unsure of how to respond. Could they really just combine the two scents and possibly reach scent nirvana? Without the ads' permission?

"Terry... Perhaps the ads are truly trying replace us..."

"If so, then damn what they have to say, my friend! Perhaps they do not have Old Spice's best interests! Perhaps... Perhaps a permanent alliance of Bearglove and Timber is in not only ours, but also the body wash and spray's best interests!"​

Terry still perlexed by this idea took a second to think about this and the possible liabilities it would make.

"Old Spice... being even MORE powerful? I... I suppose it's worth a shot!"

And then suddenly a can of Bear Glove appeared by Terry, and it flung it self in the direction of Mustafa.

"Quick! Throw some Timber at it!".
​

 

[Kaykay]

"My god, this is chaotic," Producer ponders as he looks at his surroundings. Everyone beating the crap out of each other, it couldn't get any more chaotic than that, could it? This was pretty dangerous, and he couldn't allow anything drastic to occur. Grabbing Eruna's hand, Producer nods and says, "I'm sorry Miss. Right now, I think we need to find a safe corner."

He looks at the humanoid cephalopod and the feathered horse. "Follow my lead, don't get lost."

Running forward, he shouts towards Mirei for a bit. "Mirei! Let's go! You too, Foxy!"

"H- hey! Producer!"

A bullet was launched inbetween Mirei and the Delphox from an unknown source, which nearly frightened her.

"We're avoiding crossfire," Producer says as he leads them to a corner where Major Kusanagi was present in. "I know I always say that a metal bat and Flugelhorn solves a lot of problems, but this is not a lot of problems. Doesn't this place have any rules?"

@Kaykay
@The Great Detective @Archmage Jeremiah
@The Silver Paladin
@Bomb​

The Producer said it. The court was just a total mess. Though by the time she'd run over to the corner with the others, it seemed the fighting had more or less ended. Though a bit delayed, it seemed everyone had listened to her advice on saving up their energy.

Of course, it likely had nothing to do with her and more them stopping of their own accord. But details, details.

"Hmm..." Eruna placed a hand on her chin in thought. "I don't remember a rules sheet, so I guess not, actually! Maybe it's like street basketball, and everyone's free to fight!"

A little too bloody for friendly street basketball fights, though. But as she scanned around the room, she noticed something particularly distasteful. ...Something besides the body wash, anyway. Why would anyone want to smell like a man? Now, if they had a spray that made people smell like cute girls...

Ah, she was getting distracted. In any case, there seemed to be some weird pervert harassing some other girls. Ew.

That was her job.

"Tension MAX!"

She shouted and pointed her finger at Baron, energy gathering in her fingertip before being fired as a beam at the man.

"Get outta here, ya perv!"

@Crow @Jeremi @Anyone near those guys​

 

[Khan of the Mardu]

Terry still perlexed by this idea took a second to think about this and the possible liabilities it would make.

"Old Spice... being even MORE powerful? I... I suppose it's worth a shot!"

And then suddenly a can of Bear Glove appeared by Terry, and it flung it self in the direction of Mustafa.

"Quick! Throw some Timber at it!".
​

"Of course, Terry!"

Without explanation, Isaiah suddenly had a bottle of Timber in his gentle yet strong hand and threw the container straight for the Blearglove. It was time to see what sort of unholy creation this combination would result in...
​

 

[DapperDogman]

"Of course, Terry!"

Without explanation, Isaiah suddenly had a bottle of Timber in his gentle yet strong hand and threw the container straight for the Blearglove. It was time to see what sort of unholy creation this combination would result in...
​

"Mother of God..."

Wild Dog stood back from the two soaring containers of Old Spice, his eyes wide as he watched what could possibly come of the combination of amazing scents

@The Tactician @Gwazi Magnum​

 

[York]

"Others popped all the basketballs." Motoko said. "They fought earlier, and several of them got popped."

Motoko thought the girl seemed out of place in this weird-ass lineup, plus she was getting bored of watching, so she decided to talk to this girl.

"And I'm Terry Crews! Don't worry about being violent though, nothing can harm these muscles!".

@Archmage Jeremiah @The Great Detective @Bomb @The Tactician @Kaykay
​

Then over hearing this other conversation a can of Old Spice immediately flew over to their location.
Floating in the air another Terry Crews head popped out from the top and exclaimed "Popped Basketballs? Well that's not going to work for an Athletic Old Spice Ad... I know! I can fix them!".

Followed by a loud but harmless explosion between the group brought to you by commerical effects once the smoke cleared there was now a fully inflated and working basketball.

@york @Crow @Kaykay @Archmage Jeremiah @The Great Detective @Bomb @The Silver Paladin​

Motoko looked at the newly inflated basketball. Was this 'Terry Crews' some sort of advanced cyborg like her?

She picked up the basketball and bounced it. Yup, it was inflated. She handed it to Tomoyo.

"Here you go." The Major said.

@york @Anyone

The Terry head in the floating Old Spice can then continued with saying "So! How good are you folks as Basketball? Do you tend to work up a Sweat while playing?".

@york @Crow @Kaykay @Archmage Jeremiah @The Great Detective @Bomb @The Silver Paladin​

Tomoyo Sakagami
@Gwazi Magnum @Crow @Kaykay @Archmage Jeremiah @The Great Detective @Bomb @The Silver Paladin


Tomoyo took the Basketball, nodding her head and smiling a little, as if to thank Mokoto, she was about to say something else when suddenly, the Terry-head in the bucket spoke up, distracting her momentarily.

"I guess I'm good enough..." Tomoyo said, her voice took on a cautious tone, and she seemed to completely disregard the second part of the question that strange Terry-head in an Old-Spice can just asked them. It seemed she wasn't very familiar with Western commercial mascotts like him, though, he did remind her an awfull lot of Sunohara, which... May be why she was suddenly growing somewhat cautious; what could he be implying with that question about working up a sweat?​

 

[Minerva]

The Terry head in the floating Old Spice can then continued with saying "So! How good are you folks as Basketball? Do you tend to work up a Sweat while playing?".

@york @Crow @Kaykay @Archmage Jeremiah @The Great Detective @Bomb @The Silver Paladin​

"I've never played." Motoko said simply. "I am cybernetically enhanced to do most things better than a human, so I assume I'd be good." Motoko shoved her hands into her coat pockets.

Tomoyo Sakagami
@Gwazi Magnum @Crow @Kaykay @Archmage Jeremiah @The Great Detective @Bomb @The Silver Paladin


Tomoyo took the Basketball, nodding her head and smiling a little, as if to thank Mokoto, she was about to say something else when suddenly, the Terry-head in the bucket spoke up, distracting her momentarily.

"I guess I'm good enough..." Tomoyo said, her voice took on a cautious tone, and she seemed to completely disregard the second part of the question that strange Terry-head in an Old-Spice can just asked them. It seemed she wasn't very familiar with Western commercial mascotts like him, though, he did remind her an awfull lot of Sunohara, which... May be why she was suddenly growing somewhat cautious; what could he be implying with that question about working up a sweat?​

"I'm Major Motoko Kusanagi of Public Security Section 9, by the way." She said introducing herself.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

"Of course, Terry!"

Without explanation, Isaiah suddenly had a bottle of Timber in his gentle yet strong hand and threw the container straight for the Blearglove. It was time to see what sort of unholy creation this combination would result in...
​

As the two Old Spices collided a giant explosion would appear, and soon floating in the sky with a brilliant aura of light around it.
Complete with the sound of angels singing there was a brand new Old Spice...

Old Spice Grizzly Nature

"Oh my Goooooood! It worked! It really worked! Old Spice is even more powerful than it was before!".

@The Tactician @DapperDogman​

 

[Khan of the Mardu]

As the two Old Spices collided a giant explosion would appear, and soon floating in the sky with a brilliant aura of light around it.
Complete with the sound of angels singing there was a brand new Old Spice...

Old Spice Grizzly Nature

"Oh my Goooooood! It worked! It really worked! Old Spice is even more powerful than it was before!".

@The Tactician @DapperDogman​

"Mother of God..."

Wild Dog stood back from the two soaring containers of Old Spice, his eyes wide as he watched what could possibly come of the combination of amazing scents

@The Tactician @Gwazi Magnum​

As the brand new Old Spice products floated before them, Isaiah's eyes widened in amazement before one hesitant hand took the tube of body wash. He popped the cap carefully and took a tiny sniff of the cleaning product, a look of absolute bliss erupting in his expression.

"Yes, the chemical reaction has resulted in a most wondrous outcome, my friend! We must spread the good news, Terry, the good news that a product, one combining my charming ladies'-manship that trumps that of Lord Byron along with your impressive athletic form that rivals that of Samson, has finally been achieved!"​

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Tomoyo Sakagami
@Gwazi Magnum @Crow @Kaykay @Archmage Jeremiah @The Great Detective @Bomb @The Silver Paladin


Tomoyo took the Basketball, nodding her head and smiling a little, as if to thank Mokoto, she was about to say something else when suddenly, the Terry-head in the bucket spoke up, distracting her momentarily.

"I guess I'm good enough..." Tomoyo said, her voice took on a cautious tone, and she seemed to completely disregard the second part of the question that strange Terry-head in an Old-Spice can just asked them. It seemed she wasn't very familiar with Western commercial mascotts like him, though, he did remind her an awfull lot of Sunohara, which... May be why she was suddenly growing somewhat cautious; what could he be implying with that question about working up a sweat?​

"I've never played." Motoko said simply. "I am cybernetically enhanced to do most things better than a human, so I assume I'd be good." Motoko shoved her hands into her coat pockets.

"Hm! I see! Is that why you were brought here then? To play ball?"
Terry Crews questioned, seeing if perhaps these people were the Old Spice replacements...
At least he wasn't asking if Tomoyo was a dude.

@york @Crow @Kaykay @Archmage Jeremiah @The Great Detective @Bomb @The Silver Paladin


​

 

[DapperDogman]

As the brand new Old Spice products floated before them, Isaiah's eyes widened in amazement before one hesitant hand took the tube of body wash. He popped the cap carefully and took a tiny sniff of the cleaning product, a look of absolute bliss erupting in his expression.

"Yes, the chemical reaction has resulted in a most wondrous outcome, my friend! We must spread the good news, Terry, the good news that a product, one combining my charming ladies'-manship that trumps that of Lord Byron along with your impressive athletic form that rivals that of Samson, has finally been achieved!"​

"C-Can I try it out?" Wild Dog asks, his jaw agape in awe of what he was seeing

Such power, could a mortal truly handle it?

There would be only one way to find out

@The Tactician @Gwazi Magnum​

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

As the brand new Old Spice products floated before them, Isaiah's eyes widened in amazement before one hesitant hand took the tube of body wash. He popped the cap carefully and took a tiny sniff of the cleaning product, a look of absolute bliss erupting in his expression.

"Yes, the chemical reaction has resulted in a most wondrous outcome, my friend! We must spread the good news, Terry, the good news that a product, one combining my charming ladies'-manship that trumps that of Lord Byron along with your impressive athletic form that rivals that of Samson, has finally been achieved!"​

"C-Can I try it out?" Wild Dog asks, his jaw agape in awe of what he was seeing

Such power, could a mortal truly handle it?

There would be only one way to find out

@The Tactician @Gwazi Magnum​

"The power of this Old Spice is amazing! Are we even worthy to wield such magnificence!?"

Terry Crews exclaimed, in complete and utter awe of this creation. Then in response to Mad Dogs question.

"Hm! I don't see why not! Go ahead!".​