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IntrusivePenDesperateSword
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For one, transporting gold is hard. Not that I have much money outside the million, and I'll have to loan my mom's car or something, so there's that.You receive a million dollars, and it and all the rest of your savings, money, and significant capital investments (see house and car) are converted into a single large shipment of gold, delivered to your house. Twelve hours after the gold arrives at your front door, immense caches of gold are uncovered all over the world, rendering the metal commonplace. By twenty-four hours after your shipment arrived, all of your gold is rendered worthless, making you broke.
So, essentially, you have somewhere between twelve and twenty-four hours to make use of that gold, or you'll be even poorer than you were to start off with.
Also, if gold suddenly became commonplace, have you got any idea what that would do to the world's economy?! ...I have no idea, you?
A million dollars but your computer gets a virus that posts a terrible, misspelled and incorrectly used meme to every single social media you're on, and in a private message to everyone you're in a way connected to in said social media.