Million Dollars, But...

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Jorick

Magnificent Bastard
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Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
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Male, Female
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Fantasy is my #1; I will give almost anything a chance if it has strong fantasy elements. Post apocalyptic, superhero, alternate history, science fantasy, some supernatural, romance, and a few fandoms (especially Game of Thrones) are also likely to catch my eye.
The idea for this game is shamelessly ripped off from a series of videos with the same name.

It's pretty simple: someone proposes a scenario where you get a million dollars, but you have to take some weird or negative thing as well. You answer whether or not you would take the million dollars with that cost, maybe explain why or why not, and then give a new scenario for the next person.

For example, player 1 says "You get a million dollars, but for one week of every month for the rest of your life your left hand is glued to your butt."
Player 2 then come in and says "Sure, I love squeezing my own ass! Next player, you get a million dollars, but every morning you wake up with a random animal in your bed."

So on and so forth. Just be cool and have fun, be as silly or as serious as you like, but don't make any personal attacks on people (ie "but you have to kill <Iwaku member>") or do other asshole things. If someone forgets to give a new scenario, just go ahead and answer the last one given and propose a new one.


Here's one to start things up: You get a million dollars, but every time you sneeze for the rest of your life you pee your pants just a little bit.
 

Gwazi Magnum

Previously Gwazi Magnum
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1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week
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This changes too frequently to give anything reliable.
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Intermediate, Adept
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Adventure.
Take it. Just grab underwear where it won't mean much.

You get a million dollars, but must surrender the Internet and all it's wonders.
 

Azula

Loveless Purity
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Posting Speed
One post per week
Online Availability
WEEKDAY : Hardly online since I might be at home around 8 P.M. WEEKEND : Higher chance to be online. Can still handle OOC, but IC post needs more time
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Fantasy, Modern Fantasy, Adventure, Action, Supernatural, Magical, Medieval
Just keep your money, I don't need it! No one can buy my loyalty over the internet.

You get a million dollars, but you can't scratch your itchy skin for the rest of your life.
 

Minerva

The Times They Are-a Changin’
Posting Speed
Speed of Light, Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Roughly 9:30 AM-2:30 AM (CST)
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks, Intermediate, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Alt History, Anything really. It honestly depends on how I'm feeling. I am always up for a good, solid Cyberpunk RP. I'm also up for Crossover RPs.
I could do that.

You can have a million dollars, but Gwazi (or someone else if Gwazi posts next) has to follow you around, watching everything you do.
 

Jorick

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Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
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Male, Female
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Fantasy is my #1; I will give almost anything a chance if it has strong fantasy elements. Post apocalyptic, superhero, alternate history, science fantasy, some supernatural, romance, and a few fandoms (especially Game of Thrones) are also likely to catch my eye.
Absolutely not. I place a very high value on my privacy.

You get a million dollars, but your left hand and left foot swap places forever (or right hand/foot swap if you're left-handed).
 
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Arcadia

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That would mean not being able to write, so no million for me.

You can win a million, but, whenever you open your mouth to speak, your tongue flops out and interrupts you from speaking.
 
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Surrender To Hope

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Take the money. I can always write to talk.

You get a million dollars but everything you eat from now on out tastes sour.
 

Gwazi Magnum

Previously Gwazi Magnum
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1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week
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This changes too frequently to give anything reliable.
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Intermediate, Adept
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Adventure.
No deal, I like my food too much.

You get a million dollars, but you will spend your life a virgin.
Absolutely not. I place a very high value on my privacy.
 

Holmishire

Ghost with no home.
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One post per week
Online Availability
Late night PST
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Fantasy, Post-Apocalyptic, Superpower'd, and some Sci-Fi.
You get a million dollars, but you will spend your life a virgin.
Hell yes. That was always the plan, but now I'd just have a legitimate reason to go through with it.

A million dollar shall be bequeathed unto you should you go jousting every Sunday morn. (note: tournaments will be made available in any town, city, or village you find yourself living in or visiting)
 

Izurich

Pikaface
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week, One post per week
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Fantasy, Modern Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Space Fantasy, Magical
Money, fame, and, Glory?! Sign me right up!



A million dollar is yours! But wait, there more, you will permanently see humans as Cthulhus and Cthulhus as humans.
 
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Gwazi Magnum

Previously Gwazi Magnum
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Intermediate, Adept
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Male
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Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Adventure.
Nope. I'm essentially getting paid to become mentally insane... if I'm lucky.

You get a million dollars, but you need to count it all in single dollar bills.
 

Ethys

That Which Once Was
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Varies.
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Female
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Fantasy, Modern, Romance
How is this even a question? Of course I'll take it. Less effort to toss it at strippers.

You get a million dollars! But.. sorry.. It's all glued together into a massive paper brick.
 

Gwazi Magnum

Previously Gwazi Magnum
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1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week
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Male
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Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Adventure.
Does the Bank still take it? If so yes.

You get a million dollars... but you must forever be bald.
 
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Surrender To Hope

Guest
Take the money....could I wear a wig?

You get a million dollars but you have to sneeze constantly, all day every day, forever.
 

Gwazi Magnum

Previously Gwazi Magnum
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1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week
Online Availability
This changes too frequently to give anything reliable.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Adventure.
No wig. :P

And take it, I'll just have tissues always on hand.

You get a million dollars... in monopoly cash.
 
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Surrender To Hope

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Dammit.

Pass!! Pass!! Pass!!

You get a million dollars but you have to swim in shark infested waters to get it.
 

Gwazi Magnum

Previously Gwazi Magnum
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1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week
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This changes too frequently to give anything reliable.
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Intermediate, Adept
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Adventure.
Take assuming normal situations. Pass if there's blood, they've been starved etc.

You get a million dollars but you are in slaved for 10 years.
 

Izurich

Pikaface
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1-3 posts per week, One post per week
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Fantasy, Modern Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Space Fantasy, Magical
Enslaved by whom? By @Diana ? Ok! Take it! By @Asmodeus? Hell, f**k NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

1.000.000 DOLLARS! But you get rainbow color-changing eyes that clearly reflects your emotions like a overhyped snowflake-traited Mary sue.
 

foodforpigs

uncultured swine
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Beginner, Elementary, Intermediate, Adept
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Male
Genres
fantasy, scifi, horror, magical, drama
Yes. The first thing I'd buy is contacts/shades to cover the eyes up, and to complete the Gary Stu facade, wear clothes as though I was plucked directly from the protagonist cast of The Matrix

You get one millions dollars, but you must give up using any electronics for the rest of your life.
 

Holmishire

Ghost with no home.
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Posting Speed
One post per week
Online Availability
Late night PST
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Fantasy, Post-Apocalyptic, Superpower'd, and some Sci-Fi.
Nope, not worth it.

One million dollars, but you'll never be able to receive income from any source—including interest—for the rest of your life. Pick up a penny off the street and you'll be stricken dead where you stand.
 
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