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Granted, you never wake up from your sleep and die peacefully.

I wish I had more rp partners.

(This thing took off like a rocket and i love it. Thank you all for participating in my silly little game. )
 
We have all been there. Granted, but then you have so many that you don't know what to do with them all.

I wish I knew who was the artist behind each of my favorite songs. Yup, I didn't know Maroon 5 sung Moves Like Jagger until I was 8.
 
Granted, however your brain forgets everything isn't related to living and music facts.

I wish there was something for me to eat right about now...
 
granted you eat your own hands.

i wish more people knew about Aphorism.
 
Granted. People now know about it, but don't really care, changing nothing.

I wish I could stop getting nosebleeds at a moment's notice.
 
Granted, you get nosebleeds at the most inconvenient of times, but at least you now get a warning a minute prior.

I wish I had full control over the flow of time.
 
Granted, but so does everyone else and it goes by the descending order of who has control.

I wish my cat wouldn't meow so freaking loud....@_@
 
Granted. Your spouse is now a ferret.

I wish that my feet weren't freezing.
 
Granted, but they're now boiling hot.

I wish I had an unlimited amount of money.
 
Granted, but that is all you have, because it fills your mansion, and soon you drown in money.

I wish people wouldn't brag about everything!
 
Done! However, job applications become difficult and the economy slows down, leaving you practically jobless!

I want...to undergo apotheosis!
 
granted. you turn into a magikarp.

i wish my magikarp turned into a gyarados
 
granted, but the gyarados leaves you to join the rest of it's species.

I wish people recognized bigender as an actual gender identity.
 
granted. they also recognize trigender, causing all the binars from Star Trek to go apeshit

i wish star trek tng was back on the air
 
Granted, but they use really shitty actors and the episodes are all boring as hell.

I wish I could find something decent to watch!
 
Granted, but it only lasts eight episodes!

I want...robot servants.
 
Granted, but they're all completely useless.

I wish I didn't have to get my blood drawn on Monday...
 
Granted, but they're all completely useless.

I wish I didn't have to get my blood drawn on Monday...
Granted. They'll draw with it instead.

I wish I could think of the perfect wish.
 
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