Make a wish!

Status
Not open for further replies.
Granted, but it'll be boring as hell.

I wish I could get rid of my chocolate craving. @_@
 
Granted. You now crave meth.

I wish I could have a deck of cards.
 
Granted, but it's the reincarnation of Cujo.

I wish I could get motivated to finish up Christmas shopping...
 
Granted. It just so happens that there's a whole crew of very fat, very smelly people who need to buy the exact same things you do at the same time so they stick with you every single time you need to go shopping (even beyond Christmas).

I wish for Earth to have double the asters (so double the suns, double the moons, double the visible stars).
 
Granted. So many sun's causes the earth to burn or the ice caps to melt or otherwise.screw us over

I want to finish my anime queue on crunchyroll
 
Granted. Cruncyroll no longer support queues, so yours is technically finished.

I wish that Earth was donut-shaped.
 
Granted, but then the people in the middle of the Earth fall through, killing millions because of you.

I wish I could speak up for myself more often.
 
Ninja'ed again....

Granted, but a sinkhole comes along and swallows it up.

I wish I had the cures for every disease known to man.
 
Granted, but then you don't know how to cure the diseases known to woman. LOGIC!

I wish I knew how to deal with hard to deal with situations.
 
Granted. You now find it impossible to deal with life's simplest situations.

I wish that everybody could have a controller like in the movie Click.
 
Granted, dunno what that is, but, then they are all forced to do something against their will, making all humans turn.

I wish that music could be talked about without harming people's relationships. (Not the romantic kind, all of them)
 
Granted. People no longer form relationships with one another - can't break what doesn't exist.

I wish that the whole world would have access to reliable, non-censurable, non-interruptable high-speed internet/WiFi.
 
We all wish that. It's hard to think of a bad thing.... Granted, but then people become glued to their computer chairs, making contact with humans hard to get.

I wish that... oh.... I could think of more wishes for this?
 
Granted. You can wish to have an Apple computer, but you have to skip a turn because you wasted your wish.

I wish that the Moon was legitimately made of cheese. Cheddar, to be precise.
 
Granted, but it expires quickly due to it being in space.

I wish I could stay awake forever.
 
Granted now you see and hear things that scare the hell out of you. Only sleep will banish these demons.

I wish to find more inspiration for my horror novel.
 
Granted, but every computer you try to type it out on explodes.

I wish I would stop getting migraines. >_<
 
Granted, but now you have a 24/7 menstrual cycle. All. Year. Long.

I wish sleep didn't elude me... especially on early shifts.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom
Back