Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Cabob7]

Maybe by EATING THE FOOD!!??!??!?! DUN DUN DUUUUN

 

[Stray Shinku]

*falls in my knees totally defeated* This enemy... Is too smart... I... I have failed you, father...

 

[Cabob7]

I...smart? I offered food in a peace offering. I dunno what this defeat thing is all about.

 

[Stray Shinku]

I will gladly eat this foo. Just... Ignore my tears...

 

[Cabob7]

*offers a tissue* Do you want this?

 

[Stray Shinku]

Thank you. This going to work... I also do not deserve such kindness... Goddamit, I may need more tissues!

 

[Kiilgore]

*sends 10 boxes of tissues to Shinku* is that good enough?

 

[foodforpigs]

wouldn't it be more efficient to use a towel?

 

[Cabob7]

A towel, yeah, you might be right.

 

[foodforpigs]

a towel is a better blanket. it can be made wet and cover you on hot summer nights. fact.

 

[Stray Shinku]

*takes the tissues boxes and towel* Thank you, guys... Speaking of Summer, who's hyped for it?

 

[Cabob7]

I guess.

 

[Stray Shinku]

I'm not that hyped either so it's ok.

 

[Cabob7]

Alright. I'm not just weird for not being that excited. I'm more hyped for Hyrule Warriors coming to the Switch.

 

[Stray Shinku]

FUCKING GAMER TO THE BONE, YO!

 

[Cabob7]

Yup. Literally comes out tomorrow. Super hyped.

 

[Stray Shinku]

Gotta pick Link every time! x'D

 

[Cabob7]

Yo I'm a Link/Master Sword main.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Hmmmm..... I'm back to listening to soundtracks. Today is the whole Mean Girls musical.

 

[Cabob7]

Noice. I just found the band Tanooki Suit. Aside from being the video game version of Breaking Benjamin, they're pretty good.