It's not about why, it's about why not. Why is so much of my attitude towards kissing random strangers in the affirmative? Why not MARRY people who won't kiss you if you love them so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety glove that I won't use to slap you with on the way out because you are an idiot! Yes, you, log off of your account. Off the topic. Board. Main page. Goodbye.