Kiss...or...Kill C:

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*finishes what Etna started by distracting you with a bunch of prinnies (dood), then coming up from behind and repeatedly bludgeoning you with a comically oversized wiffle bat that is coated in hot sauce and melted gummy bears. The concoction gets smeared all over your body, driving the prinnies in to a feeding frenzy, and so they proceed to eat you to death*
 
*Tilts her head back and forth as she floats above you thinking*

I've never killed in here yet. But I don't have the feeling to kill you yet since I have no distaste for you yet. So.

*Floats downwards and kisses your forhead*

This will do for now.
 
**Overfeeds grain until your liver is sellable as a delicacy**
 
What did I say about killing? *sigh* Of course you must be punished...

*grabs by the tail and kisses her ears*

Ha. Now all you HEAR is kisses.
 
*Kills Iliana just because I'm bored*
 
*kissing Misuki before taking her to bed*
It's not a crime in sweden ;) hehe
 
*Does things to red that would make Papa Nurgle vomit in disgust*
 
*No idea who papa nurgle is but if he are like our papa dee then I won't like it xD*

I'm not certain what you did to me so I'll kill you just to be sure that it won't happen again whatever it was xD
*Uses flamethrower at grandmaster*
*Flamethrower attack is effective, grandmaster is dead*
Wooohooo :D
 
*Drops Red into the Rancor pit*
 
*gives hiro to kraken and then he gets eaten alive*
 
*wants to see how red your blood actually is. Cuts you open a whole bunch and lets you bleed out*
 
*bleeds out my purple blood*
Sorry, that must have been a letdown for you :o
I will kill you so you don't have to live your whole life with this disappointment ^^
*Stabs cotillion*
 
It's cool.

*invades Sweden with his army of hamster-assassins. Locates redblood and throws her off the roof of a tall building, smiles at the satisfying crunch of bones breaking as redblood hits the ground*
 
Ooh, plenty of killing. How satisfying!
**Attempts to locate Coti in the hamster destruction before giving up and kissing a random Canadian**
Close enough.
 
*Kisses one of your fuzzy ears*

I can't kill someone who is nice to me. Sorry.
 
*isn't just some random Canadian damnit :(*

*decides to go on a murderous rampage, starting with Angelic_devil*

*uses the underscore from her name to impale her, then stuffs her mouth full of sunflowers*
 
**Drops down on one knee with a flourish to kiss Coti's elegant opisthenar**
 
I love cats, hope you don't mind ^^
*Gives Kitti a deep kiss before putting a collar on her so she won't run away*
Such a cute Kitti ^^
*Snuggles*
 
*Kisses red happily*

I could never kill you, even if I wanted to
 
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