- Invitation Status
- Looking for partners
- Posting Speed
- Multiple posts per day
- 1-3 posts per day
- One post per day
- Multiple posts per week
- 1-3 posts per week
- One post per week
- Slow As Molasses
- Online Availability
- Usually from early evening all through the night into the morning hours.
- Writing Levels
- Intermediate
- Adept
- Advanced
- Prestige
- Adaptable
- Preferred Character Gender
- Male
- Female
- Nonbinary
- Transgender
- Primarily Prefer Male
- Genres
- I'm cool with just about anything...except the genres listed in the DON'T LIKE section.
GIR suddenly emerged from his little hidey hole underneath one of the consoles. "Ooh! Master, master!" He waved his little arms around like the blades of a helicopter. "I want some candy sticks! Get me some candy sticks!" Zim nodded idly in response. "A sandwich, some candy sticks, a burrito for Zim, and..." He pulled an unusual expression and carefully studied the human for a few seconds. "...A surprise. Zim will pick something tasty, don't worry."
"Do you not know much about Irken cuisine?" Skoodge inquired genially. "I don't really know how to compare it to your cuisine, but we like snacks, sweet stuff, and spicy stuff. We have a typical diet of lots of calories, but very little fat. We require more calories and stuff because we rarely sleep and we're always doing some kind of work. We'll have to have the Medics test the blood sample the Tallest asked you to bring to check whether or not you're allergic to mainstream ingredients. The Tallest said he had horrific allergic reactions to a lot of food items in your cuisine, so bad allergies might be a real concern."
Zim drifted quietly out of the room, leaving Dib alone with Skoodge and the hyperactive SIR unit. GIR made a beeline for the human, tapped one of his legs as affectionately as he could as he passed by, and then trotted his way back toward the windshield again. He plopped himself down right in front of it, distractedly watching the world fly by at mach speed. GIR seemed to like Dib, which was surprising...but then again, he did seem to like everyone.
Skoodge accepted the phone, moving his hands carefully so that he wouldn't break it. He turned it around with one hand, twisting his wrist as he scanned the alien device. "We prefer to build things that will last," the Advisor explained, marveling at how delicate the glass screen of the phone was. "You could probably drop an Irken tablet in a protective casing from the highest point of your atmosphere all the way down to the ground and it would still function properly. We like to tinker with stuff and invent new things, but we're not always good at it. We're better at using the stuff than making it. But that's what we have Vort for!"
"Vort is one of our conquered planets." Zim had returned, carrying several different items in his arms. "It is a military research planet. The brightest minds in the Known Universe converge there, or are imprisoned there if we manage to catch them openly defying the Irken Empire. Many technological advances come straight from Vort. You would probably like Vort a lot, Dib-thing. Lots of science-y stuff from various different planets and peoples. Zim can take you there sometime."
"More specifically, all the sweet technology and the technological advances come from the Vortians," Skoodge elaborated, handing the human's delicate phone back to him and reaching out to accept his sandwich as Zim walked by. "Vortians are known as being some of the best inventors, engineers, and scientists the Known Universe has to offer. They're an industrious and hard-working people, very proud of their history and lineage. They love to work and do good work above all else! We provide them with a place to stay, materials, and an endless supply of funds and let them run wild with most things, though we do request specific projects every now and again."
GIR bolted over to snag his candy sticks. Zim offered two items, a purple can and a mysterious box both inscribed with the omnipresent Irken insignia, to Dib. "An Irken soda, burrito, sandwich, and nachos. Plenty of things to sample, and none of these should cause an allergic reaction." The Irken leader paused and then cleared his throat. "Well...no serious reaction, anyway. Some belly grumbles may be the only thing you experience. Oh, and...these terms may sound familiar to you, but that is only because Zim's PAK tries its best to translate the original names of the food items into something you can understand."
Zim sat down, carefully unwrapping his burrito, and glanced out of the windshield. "Computer! When we will pass by Saturn?" "A few minutes," the AI responded. "It won't take too long. I sped us up a bit to avoid a potential collision with a comet." "Do we have enough fuel to make it back at that speed?" "Yeah, just about. If not, the Armada's like...right there. A Viral Tank could come tow us." "Sounds good to Zim!"
Skoodge didn't seem quite as enthusiastic about the prospect, but chose not to bring it up. Instead he happily took a bite of his sandwich. "I wasn't paying much attention to the planets in your solar system during the first trip," he admitted, looking a bit sheepish. "How many are there? What are they called?"
"Do you not know much about Irken cuisine?" Skoodge inquired genially. "I don't really know how to compare it to your cuisine, but we like snacks, sweet stuff, and spicy stuff. We have a typical diet of lots of calories, but very little fat. We require more calories and stuff because we rarely sleep and we're always doing some kind of work. We'll have to have the Medics test the blood sample the Tallest asked you to bring to check whether or not you're allergic to mainstream ingredients. The Tallest said he had horrific allergic reactions to a lot of food items in your cuisine, so bad allergies might be a real concern."
Zim drifted quietly out of the room, leaving Dib alone with Skoodge and the hyperactive SIR unit. GIR made a beeline for the human, tapped one of his legs as affectionately as he could as he passed by, and then trotted his way back toward the windshield again. He plopped himself down right in front of it, distractedly watching the world fly by at mach speed. GIR seemed to like Dib, which was surprising...but then again, he did seem to like everyone.
Skoodge accepted the phone, moving his hands carefully so that he wouldn't break it. He turned it around with one hand, twisting his wrist as he scanned the alien device. "We prefer to build things that will last," the Advisor explained, marveling at how delicate the glass screen of the phone was. "You could probably drop an Irken tablet in a protective casing from the highest point of your atmosphere all the way down to the ground and it would still function properly. We like to tinker with stuff and invent new things, but we're not always good at it. We're better at using the stuff than making it. But that's what we have Vort for!"
"Vort is one of our conquered planets." Zim had returned, carrying several different items in his arms. "It is a military research planet. The brightest minds in the Known Universe converge there, or are imprisoned there if we manage to catch them openly defying the Irken Empire. Many technological advances come straight from Vort. You would probably like Vort a lot, Dib-thing. Lots of science-y stuff from various different planets and peoples. Zim can take you there sometime."
"More specifically, all the sweet technology and the technological advances come from the Vortians," Skoodge elaborated, handing the human's delicate phone back to him and reaching out to accept his sandwich as Zim walked by. "Vortians are known as being some of the best inventors, engineers, and scientists the Known Universe has to offer. They're an industrious and hard-working people, very proud of their history and lineage. They love to work and do good work above all else! We provide them with a place to stay, materials, and an endless supply of funds and let them run wild with most things, though we do request specific projects every now and again."
GIR bolted over to snag his candy sticks. Zim offered two items, a purple can and a mysterious box both inscribed with the omnipresent Irken insignia, to Dib. "An Irken soda, burrito, sandwich, and nachos. Plenty of things to sample, and none of these should cause an allergic reaction." The Irken leader paused and then cleared his throat. "Well...no serious reaction, anyway. Some belly grumbles may be the only thing you experience. Oh, and...these terms may sound familiar to you, but that is only because Zim's PAK tries its best to translate the original names of the food items into something you can understand."
Zim sat down, carefully unwrapping his burrito, and glanced out of the windshield. "Computer! When we will pass by Saturn?" "A few minutes," the AI responded. "It won't take too long. I sped us up a bit to avoid a potential collision with a comet." "Do we have enough fuel to make it back at that speed?" "Yeah, just about. If not, the Armada's like...right there. A Viral Tank could come tow us." "Sounds good to Zim!"
Skoodge didn't seem quite as enthusiastic about the prospect, but chose not to bring it up. Instead he happily took a bite of his sandwich. "I wasn't paying much attention to the planets in your solar system during the first trip," he admitted, looking a bit sheepish. "How many are there? What are they called?"