- Invitation Status
- Looking for partners
- Posting Speed
- Multiple posts per day
- 1-3 posts per day
- One post per day
- Multiple posts per week
- 1-3 posts per week
- One post per week
- Slow As Molasses
- Online Availability
- Usually from early evening all through the night into the morning hours.
- Writing Levels
- Intermediate
- Adept
- Advanced
- Prestige
- Adaptable
- Preferred Character Gender
- Male
- Female
- Nonbinary
- Transgender
- Primarily Prefer Male
- Genres
- I'm cool with just about anything...except the genres listed in the DON'T LIKE section.
Zim instantly tensed up when Dib took a step towards him. It was like watching an angry feral cat that didn't want to be be touched by human hands. As the human took his first step Zim's posture changed at once. His antennae lowered dangerously, the first sign that he was uncomfortable. As the human rudely pointed at him and kept speaking, the next sign was a subtle twitching of those expressive appendages and a curling of the cricked tips.
The second couple of steps garnered another reaction. A low and continuous growling sound rumbled from deep within the Irken monarch's throat. Jewel-like magenta eyes narrowed into thin slits. Mocking Zim and the robot servant he loved so much didn't do Dib any favors either, because Zim's growling promptly picked up in volume. It could be likened to the growling of a large and formidable feline, like a leopard or a mountain lion. He wouldn't take his eyes off of Dib as he continued his approach and kept on blathering.
It was the final step, which almost closed the distance between them, that nearly sealed Dib's fate. A hostile, feral-sounding hiss escaped him and he bared his rows of zipper-patterned square teeth, all sharp as a scalpel. The PAK attached to his back began to shake and squeal, as if sounding a cautionary alarm to its host. Though he somehow managed to stay his teeth, claws, and PAK weaponry, it was more than obvious that Dib's careless approach and harsh words nearly doomed him. He was seconds away from deploying his lethal PAK legs and plunging the nearest one straight through the human's heart.
It was a quick-thinking GIR that came to Dib's rescue. He was between them in less than two seconds, using his rockets to fly upward and break the unblinking eye contact his master held with the human. "It's not worth it, master." He sounded oddly calm, and quite concerned, as he patted Zim's shoulder. Zim snarled and spun on his heel, storming toward the windshield. He stood there with his back to both Dib and his minion for a long time--GIR lowered himself back onto the floor and watched him worriedly...
...before turning his attention to Dib.
He quickly shimmied out of his dog suit and stood with his little hands on his metal hips, staring the human down with luminous turquoise eyes and a pout that would impress even the most spoiled of human toddlers!
"I told you my master was broken!" He sounded much like a parent scolding a small child. He also spoke softly, like he didn't want Zim overhearing the conversation. "Why you gotta go and break him more? I thought you could make him all better! He likes you! And...and he don't like anyone!" GIR hung his tiny head head, sighing in exasperation. "He been sad for a long, long time. He got all happy when he decided he wanted to come and get ya! I thought he would be fixed."
Mere moments after GIR finished speaking Zim turned ever so slightly, fixing Dib with a flat and clearly hostile sideways stare.
"You will never ever be my equal." His voice sounded flatter and distinctly lacked the calm, even tone he strove to maintain when he spoke before. "Not in the eyes of Zim's people, at least. The Almighty Tallest is like a god. Zim's word is law. And if you were to come with me, you would have to swallow your pride and honor that. Because Zim is taller." Zim's eyes narrowed even further. "I don't need a plaything." He spoke that word as scathingly as he possibly could. "I have plenty of mindless idiots to kick around on a daily basis. I am simply offering you an opportunity. Nothing more, nothing less."
Zim held up one hand, and all three fingers on that hand. "But by accepting this opportunity, realize that you are agreeing to these three things. One: You will denounce your loyalty to your mother planet and vow to serve the Irken Empire. You will go through the process of becoming an Irken Citizen and will receive a modified PAK, which will protect you from various illnesses and vastly extend your life span. Two: You must be decontaminated, vaccinated, and tested to determine your approximate intelligence quotient. You will be assigned a career based on your desires, your skills, and--if applicable--a recommendation from a Control Brain or the Almighty Tallest. Zim would easily recommend that the Dib be awarded a spot on the Massive's Planetary Investigation Team, which works night and day on completing the Universal Map and studying the various planet masses and the species that live there. And number three..."
He tilted his head slightly to the right. "You will vow to obey the Almighty Tallest and the Control Brains, as well as your superiors in your career field of choice, at all times and complete the tasks that are assigned to you with gusto."
Zim turned away again, staring out into the swaying trees before them. Watching the wind blow through the branches seemed to be soothing him and helping him to calm down, though even from a distance his muscles were still visibly tense and tight. "Zim already sees you as an equal," he admitted with relative ease. "He has seen you as an equal for a long time. It is his Empire, his people, that will not. And if you wish to come with Zim...you must prove yourself to the Irken people. Prove that you are worthy of joining our ranks and mingling with our superior species. Which shouldn't be too difficult." Zim glanced in Dib's direction with half-lidded eyes, looking mildly amused. "We tend to get notoriously lazy and sloppy with our work over time, especially if there's no one there to impress or one-up. Perhaps having an outsider in the mix will motivate some of Zim's laziest staff to pick up the pace and get it in gear to avoid being outdone by an alien."
The second couple of steps garnered another reaction. A low and continuous growling sound rumbled from deep within the Irken monarch's throat. Jewel-like magenta eyes narrowed into thin slits. Mocking Zim and the robot servant he loved so much didn't do Dib any favors either, because Zim's growling promptly picked up in volume. It could be likened to the growling of a large and formidable feline, like a leopard or a mountain lion. He wouldn't take his eyes off of Dib as he continued his approach and kept on blathering.
It was the final step, which almost closed the distance between them, that nearly sealed Dib's fate. A hostile, feral-sounding hiss escaped him and he bared his rows of zipper-patterned square teeth, all sharp as a scalpel. The PAK attached to his back began to shake and squeal, as if sounding a cautionary alarm to its host. Though he somehow managed to stay his teeth, claws, and PAK weaponry, it was more than obvious that Dib's careless approach and harsh words nearly doomed him. He was seconds away from deploying his lethal PAK legs and plunging the nearest one straight through the human's heart.
It was a quick-thinking GIR that came to Dib's rescue. He was between them in less than two seconds, using his rockets to fly upward and break the unblinking eye contact his master held with the human. "It's not worth it, master." He sounded oddly calm, and quite concerned, as he patted Zim's shoulder. Zim snarled and spun on his heel, storming toward the windshield. He stood there with his back to both Dib and his minion for a long time--GIR lowered himself back onto the floor and watched him worriedly...
...before turning his attention to Dib.
He quickly shimmied out of his dog suit and stood with his little hands on his metal hips, staring the human down with luminous turquoise eyes and a pout that would impress even the most spoiled of human toddlers!
"I told you my master was broken!" He sounded much like a parent scolding a small child. He also spoke softly, like he didn't want Zim overhearing the conversation. "Why you gotta go and break him more? I thought you could make him all better! He likes you! And...and he don't like anyone!" GIR hung his tiny head head, sighing in exasperation. "He been sad for a long, long time. He got all happy when he decided he wanted to come and get ya! I thought he would be fixed."
Mere moments after GIR finished speaking Zim turned ever so slightly, fixing Dib with a flat and clearly hostile sideways stare.
"You will never ever be my equal." His voice sounded flatter and distinctly lacked the calm, even tone he strove to maintain when he spoke before. "Not in the eyes of Zim's people, at least. The Almighty Tallest is like a god. Zim's word is law. And if you were to come with me, you would have to swallow your pride and honor that. Because Zim is taller." Zim's eyes narrowed even further. "I don't need a plaything." He spoke that word as scathingly as he possibly could. "I have plenty of mindless idiots to kick around on a daily basis. I am simply offering you an opportunity. Nothing more, nothing less."
Zim held up one hand, and all three fingers on that hand. "But by accepting this opportunity, realize that you are agreeing to these three things. One: You will denounce your loyalty to your mother planet and vow to serve the Irken Empire. You will go through the process of becoming an Irken Citizen and will receive a modified PAK, which will protect you from various illnesses and vastly extend your life span. Two: You must be decontaminated, vaccinated, and tested to determine your approximate intelligence quotient. You will be assigned a career based on your desires, your skills, and--if applicable--a recommendation from a Control Brain or the Almighty Tallest. Zim would easily recommend that the Dib be awarded a spot on the Massive's Planetary Investigation Team, which works night and day on completing the Universal Map and studying the various planet masses and the species that live there. And number three..."
He tilted his head slightly to the right. "You will vow to obey the Almighty Tallest and the Control Brains, as well as your superiors in your career field of choice, at all times and complete the tasks that are assigned to you with gusto."
Zim turned away again, staring out into the swaying trees before them. Watching the wind blow through the branches seemed to be soothing him and helping him to calm down, though even from a distance his muscles were still visibly tense and tight. "Zim already sees you as an equal," he admitted with relative ease. "He has seen you as an equal for a long time. It is his Empire, his people, that will not. And if you wish to come with Zim...you must prove yourself to the Irken people. Prove that you are worthy of joining our ranks and mingling with our superior species. Which shouldn't be too difficult." Zim glanced in Dib's direction with half-lidded eyes, looking mildly amused. "We tend to get notoriously lazy and sloppy with our work over time, especially if there's no one there to impress or one-up. Perhaps having an outsider in the mix will motivate some of Zim's laziest staff to pick up the pace and get it in gear to avoid being outdone by an alien."