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*Road Rage immolates Archy with his heat breath.*

We'll have none of that, y'hear?
 
*Makes more food, humming while still tied to a post*

B-B-Q!
 
*Top rips the ropes off Julez with his bare hands.*

Once chows over we'll maintain the weapons used and go over what went wrong.
 
ROAD RAGE!

Can you cook this?

*Holds up five skinned, flayed, and marinated rabbits*

BBQ!
 
*Grabs a seat and begins to eat making a big mess in doing so*

First mistake was going up against Roadrage?
 
Yep... He was KIA during an operation. Duke, our resident lich, infused him with a rock wyvern soul.

So now the tanker has magma breath, spits up napalm phlegm, and has flatulence that is the natural equivalent of VX nerve gas.

We'll add in the fact that he developed an interest in laser weapons and pushed for the development of laser rifles, man portable laser cannons, laser tanks, and, this is the fun one, Comanche gunships with lasers.
 
That's actually pretty cool...I guess...

*Eats her rabbits and then jumps back on Top's shoulder*

Coooooooooooooooomfffffffffffffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
 
*eats a small portion of meat and then leanes back, full*
 
*A Missile Defender pushes Quinn up to the table as he passes by.*

Missile Defender: Keep a clear thoroughfare, pal... Never know when we'll go to Ready Alert.
 
*Steps up to the BBQ*

*hmmm any ribs"
 
.......If you're talking about the rabbits, yes....

I kinda ate everything else...

*Looks ashamed*

I'm sorry...
 
*A Minigunner points to a table where Marines from the 84TH are seated. They are skeletonizing whole cow ribs.*

Minigunner: Good luck keeping a hand if you reach in...
 
..................

*Drools over the sight, her stomach growls again*

...............
 
*Takes a deep breath and jumps in the middle of the 84th while they are chowing...Grabs a HUGE rib and cleans it in one bite*
 
*Crawls under the table and cuts a hole into it from underneath and pulled some of the ribs down, moaning with satisfaction as she tugs and pulls at the flesh from the bones*

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

*reaches up again with a well sauced hand and has to yank it back, one of the 84th thinking her hand was food*

....

*Turns into a fox and licks the sauce off of her paws and muzzle*
 
*Private Knight, with a saucy grin, grabs another rib to eat when all of the sudden finds it ripped from his hand*
 
*Lieutenant Travis applies a 40,000 volt charge to Vay.*

Do that again and I'll show you just where I'm at on not only the Chain of Command but also the Food Chain.

*Travis rejoins the Marines.*
 
Now theres some desirable traits.....

*Joins TK under the table*
 
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