Tired of wondering where your next meal is coming from? Still looking for employment? Recently shitcanned? Still living in a cardboard box? Look no further. This is your chance to earn Gold, Opportunity, AND Adventure! As a Dystopian Citizen-Soldier, you have employment, hot meals, job security, and a place to sleep. You can go from being like this guy: ...to being like THESE guys: As a Ranger you receive more than just training on how to fight on the modern battlefield. You receive job training skills in areas such as: -Battlefield Medicine -Automotive Repair -Aviation Mechanics -Law Enforcement -Navigation -Civil Engineering -Administrative Book keeping -Legal Assistant -Underwater Basket Weaving -Nuclear Engineering -Genetics -And many more... You have the option of serving an obligatory two years of active duty with four years of reserve duty or, after the two years ends, serving eighteen more years as a career soldier with the possibility of Officer Candidacy School. Be a Man among Men. Join ISAF Today... Disclaimer: Citizenship is required to join the Independent State Armed Forces. Independent State Immigration Services agents will be available for foreigners.