Indepentent State Armed Forces recruitement

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Tired of wondering where your next meal is coming from? Still looking for employment? Recently shitcanned? Still living in a cardboard box?

Look no further.

This is your chance to earn Gold, Opportunity, AND Adventure!

As a Dystopian Citizen-Soldier, you have employment, hot meals, job security, and a place to sleep.

You can go from being like this guy:



...to being like THESE guys:



As a Ranger you receive more than just training on how to fight on the modern battlefield. You receive job training skills in areas such as:

-Battlefield Medicine
-Automotive Repair
-Aviation Mechanics
-Law Enforcement
-Navigation
-Civil Engineering
-Administrative Book keeping
-Legal Assistant
-Underwater Basket Weaving
-Nuclear Engineering
-Genetics
-And many more...

You have the option of serving an obligatory two years of active duty with four years of reserve duty or, after the two years ends, serving eighteen more years as a career soldier with the possibility of Officer Candidacy School.



Be a Man among Men. Join ISAF Today...




Disclaimer: Citizenship is required to join the Independent State Armed Forces. Independent State Immigration Services agents will be available for foreigners.
 

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...*Raises hand*

I HAVE A QUESTION!
 

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Why in the before picture, there's motorcycles, but after you're changed, no motorcycles?

ARE YOU SOME KIND OF AUTOMOBILIST?!
 
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While motorcycles may be fast, they're poorly protected against small arms fire and very easy targets for ground attack craft and helicopter gunships.
 

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I guess.....

I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION!
 

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I need to go to the bathroom, can you use yours?
 
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Of course I can use my own latrine. Why wouldn't I be able to?
 

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*Tilts head in confusion, then goes and steals all the Toilet Paper and brings it back to the girl's clut*
 
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*A C-130 air drops additional toilet paper.*
 

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DAMMIT!

*Steals his toilet*
 
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*Combat Engineers built new latrines.*

We can keep this up all day, y'know.
 

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DAMMIT!

*Steals away his men with promises of brothels*
 
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*Hundreds of new personnel arrive via cargo plane. The other soldiers make their way back, women from the brothels in trail.*

Minigunner: Got some new recruits on the promise that we feed them.

A couple of 'em might have bugs in their system. I'm sendin' them to Medical.
 

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......

*Snarls and then rips off her clothes in anger*

..............

*Runs away*

I'LL BE BACK!
 
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Missile Defender: Y'know the original line was 'I'll come right back' but they changed it at the last minute to 'I'll be back.'

At the first showing people cracked up when he said that.
 

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Hehehehehe

Wait..I'm supposed to be gone.....

Oops.
 
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Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
*Walks up to the new recruit office in his G.I. olive drab, ready for training.

"Private Joker reporting for duty, SIR!" says the youth throwing up a salute as he does so.
 
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