Indepentent State Armed Forces recruitement

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Arsenal XA4, Aug 10, 2009.

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  1. Tired of wondering where your next meal is coming from? Still looking for employment? Recently shitcanned? Still living in a cardboard box?

    Look no further.

    This is your chance to earn Gold, Opportunity, AND Adventure!

    As a Dystopian Citizen-Soldier, you have employment, hot meals, job security, and a place to sleep.

    You can go from being like this guy:

    [​IMG] being like THESE guys:


    As a Ranger you receive more than just training on how to fight on the modern battlefield. You receive job training skills in areas such as:

    -Battlefield Medicine
    -Automotive Repair
    -Aviation Mechanics
    -Law Enforcement
    -Civil Engineering
    -Administrative Book keeping
    -Legal Assistant
    -Underwater Basket Weaving
    -Nuclear Engineering
    -And many more...

    You have the option of serving an obligatory two years of active duty with four years of reserve duty or, after the two years ends, serving eighteen more years as a career soldier with the possibility of Officer Candidacy School.


    Be a Man among Men. Join ISAF Today...

    Disclaimer: Citizenship is required to join the Independent State Armed Forces. Independent State Immigration Services agents will be available for foreigners.
  2. Nah, I'm not funny enough to pop out comedy lines. He was bros with a dwarven fighter though (Who was a lot older and was adventuring for honor and money for his family) and they constantly cracked jokes at each other's expense, Jokoff more sophisticated with his comebacks while Kaz (The dwarf) was cruder.
  3. Why in the before picture, there's motorcycles, but after you're changed, no motorcycles?

  4. While motorcycles may be fast, they're poorly protected against small arms fire and very easy targets for ground attack craft and helicopter gunships.
  5. I am New and I love making characters and reusing old characters and nerw ones as well.
  6. Ah, Nice! I'm more an "Artist", so creating the appearance is what I enjoy with the character! I'd like to make a whole story soon but... I have no clue what kind of personality the main character should have. ;^;
  7. Ah, Alrighty, that might work! Thank you, I'll see what I can do.
  8. Yeah i agree with that, i rather be more indeph with a characters likes and dislikes
  9. Oooh! Do you think you can post a picture of it next time you make it?
  10. I love eating lol 8D It sounds really good though. Banana and coconut are two of many keywords for getting me to try something~
  11. DAMMIT!

    *Steals his toilet*
  12. *Combat Engineers built new latrines.*

    We can keep this up all day, y'know.
  13. My inner 14-year-old will never let this crush go
  14. *Hundreds of new personnel arrive via cargo plane. The other soldiers make their way back, women from the brothels in trail.*

    Minigunner: Got some new recruits on the promise that we feed them.

    A couple of 'em might have bugs in their system. I'm sendin' them to Medical.
  15. ......

    *Snarls and then rips off her clothes in anger*


    *Runs away*

  16. Missile Defender: Y'know the original line was 'I'll come right back' but they changed it at the last minute to 'I'll be back.'

    At the first showing people cracked up when he said that.
  17. Hehehehehe

    Wait..I'm supposed to be gone.....

  18. Yeah, she's not leaving any time soon.
  19. *Walks up to the new recruit office in his G.I. olive drab, ready for training.

    "Private Joker reporting for duty, SIR!" says the youth throwing up a salute as he does so.
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