If You Were Stuck in the Last Game You Played?

Last game I played was GW2, just 15 minutes ago. I would likely be dead. I mean so dead that I would barely even register as a red smear on the ground.
 
Dragon Age Inquisition? That ain't too bad, actually! I just have to find my way to Skyhold or something perhaps. Hopefully I won't die from some random monster attack before that! Or maybe my inquisitor character will decide to respond to my call for help at the War Table. Ha!
 
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TESV: Skyrim.

I am soooooo fucked. Upon encountering my first dragon I'd literally be too fascinated and enthusiastic to hide, and I'd get toasted or smashed into the ground. Think Hanji, but in Skyrim. On the other hand, IF I survive, I'd make a kickass thief.
 
Cyrelijean said:
TESV: Skyrim.

I am soooooo fucked. Upon encountering my first dragon I'd literally be too fascinated and enthusiastic to hide, and I'd get toasted or smashed into the ground. Think Hanji, but in Skyrim. On the other hand, IF I survive, I'd make a kickass thief.
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Put a basket on their head.
???
Profit!
 
I would be stuck in a casino skinner box diablo 3.
 
Well shit, the last game I played was an app on my phone. Country Life, it's a knock off of the harvest moon series.

So in that sense, I'd be a Thailand male farmer with a massive debt. Yay. . . at least I have a hot girl?
 
... Dragon AGe; Inquisition....


I'd likely be a mook dragged down to become a test subject ;_;
 
Baldur's Gate II

Kensai/Mage so OP

I would kill all the things and take their loot and EXP
 
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Fuck yeah, Im Revan
 
Dark Souls.

I'd be good.
Who can be lonely with an endless spawn of animated corpses to hang on your shoulder and invaders jumping at the bit to say a helpful hello at your latest Boss gate?
And your first boss is Santa
 
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Braid xD I'd never die due to time manipulation powers, but I've never been good at puzzles so...I guess I'll be alive forever, stuck in a sunny field full of clouds and weird creatures that want to kill me.

Dying would be better. Living forever while being stuck in one place sounds like it could get boring.
 
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Pssh, I'd be better off being myself rather than them XD.
I'd actually use my weapon.
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More importantly, you can just run off the map and hide behind a corner, so instead of despawning, you exist outside of the artificial border placed on Lu Bu.

It's like Alien Isolation but significantly more racist socially unacceptable.
 
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Brovo said:
More importantly, you can just run off the map and hide behind a corner, so instead of despawning, you exist outside of the artificial border placed on Lu Bu.

It's like Alien Isolation but significantly more racist socially unacceptable.
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Heh, Didn't think it that way.
But wouldn't that also mean i'd be stuck in ancient China for the rest of my life? D:
 
Ser K+ said:
Heh, Didn't think it that way.
But wouldn't that also mean i'd be stuck in ancient China for the rest of my life? D:
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Get used to rice. A lot of rice. Assuming famine or disease doesn't kill you first. Also, if you're a Taoist, try to avoid being murder raped by a Buddhist or Muslim. Same goes for Muslims and Taoists if you happen to be a Buddhist, and et cetera. Also, depending on what point you're born into, try to evade being male, you'll be recruited into the army and intentionally killed for Honour Points™. Try to avoid being born a woman either, you'll get sold off as cattle in marriage alliances to men who probably don't even speak your dialect of mandarin/cantonese/manchurian/et cetera.

Just hope you're born a tree. At least then, odds are pretty good you'll just be lit on fire and killed before being tortured.
 
Brovo said:
Get used to rice. A lot of rice. Assuming famine or disease doesn't kill you first. Also, if you're a Taoist, try to avoid being murder raped by a Buddhist or Muslim. Same goes for Muslims and Taoists if you happen to be a Buddhist, and et cetera. Also, depending on what point you're born into, try to evade being male, you'll be recruited into the army and intentionally killed for Honour Points™. Try to avoid being born a woman either, you'll get sold off as cattle in marriage alliances to men who probably don't even speak your dialect of mandarin/cantonese/manchurian/et cetera.

Just hope you're born a tree. At least then, odds are pretty good you'll just be lit on fire and killed before being tortured.
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Brovo said:
Get used to rice. A lot of rice. Assuming famine or disease doesn't kill you first. Also, if you're a Taoist, try to avoid being murder raped by a Buddhist or Muslim. Same goes for Muslims and Taoists if you happen to be a Buddhist, and et cetera. Also, depending on what point you're born into, try to evade being male, you'll be recruited into the army and intentionally killed for Honour Points™. Try to avoid being born a woman either, you'll get sold off as cattle in marriage alliances to men who probably don't even speak your dialect of mandarin/cantonese/manchurian/et cetera.

Just hope you're born a tree. At least then, odds are pretty good you'll just be lit on fire and killed before being tortured.
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Took all of that into consideration.

IF I were still my current self I'd be a bit smarter and more fit than the rest, have an extremely good immune system.(off the bat, atleast) and tend to not follow religion, but instead ways of life. However! I'm not Chinese, My mandarin is currently crap, I don't know how to ride horses yet and would be considered an outcast if I was even recruited. I'm pretty sure I'm taller than people back then.

I'd have to wear a mask and practically cover all of my skin, unless it was after the fall of the three kingdoms, perhaps even then, because.

Or, I'd get lucky and be considered a god/VIP.

Only to get executed for not being a god/VIP.

Or executed because others don't believe in that religion/way of life.

If I'm not myself... Well there goes all of those advantages, add on about 10 more disadvantages.

But wait. This is Dynasty Warriors we're talking about, random food and buffs are going to appear all over the place.

Ugh. What a chore.
I'm going to play a different game.
 
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