Someone ought to survive, it may as well be me... And ferrets.You crafty wee so-and-so, you.
Pretty sure being stuck in perpetual Middle-Management is worse then hell.Not if I'm a false believer who's really in it for political security. After all, being at the top is dangerous, but being a pleb is equally so...
No it's not. I'm alive and not in hell! Besides, I'm not middle management. I'm the head priest. I don't run anyone's affairs, I just make up incoherent babble until people feel better.Pretty sure being stuck in perpetual Middle-Management is worse then hell.
Just keep them as is. If Grumpy's in charge, they'll be cussing like professionals in no time anyways.Let me tell you, being the PR person for Grumpyism is a chore. Trying to make his profanity laden Commandments child friendly is no small task.
You guys are doing it all wrong. I'd stick to being a lowly peon, then wait till everyone rebels against the evil overlord, then stab him in the back while he's not paying attention to me because I'm too insignificant to notice. Then I'll be the hero, and everyone will love me. :P