If The Person Above Were To Enter Your BedRoom....

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*Looks at the person*
Wanna sleep with me? *smirks*
 
*Places your hand in a bowl of warm water*
 
*throws a lamp on the person*
GET OUT I'M SLEEPING >_<
 
*ducks lamp* calm down I just want a pillow!
 
*Giggles and blushes like crazy*

Ohhh the fun we'll have...
 
*Looks over to Iliana*

My my, how totally expected unexpected!

I'm sure we could find something to do. Together. In my room.

Alone.


X-box? ^^
 
I shall lure you in with the bright colours, the smiling faces. The promises of friendship and acceptance.
And you will never leave. Not because we've trapped you.
But because we'll make it so you don't want to.
We will change you. You will become one of us.
 
-wipes eyes, squints. Blink. Pats Hubbu head, rolls over, sleeptime.-
 
If you promise to not tell my wife's then we can have a nice night together ;)
 
*Shoots red in the face*


Mai Waifu
 
.............I....um....Apologize if my room is messy....Um.....jeez... *totally thinking of things to entertain guests* Dance Dance Revolution?
 
Wut. You're not the one I was expecting.
 
URRRRRRRRRR

YoU BROKE MY CONCENTRATION! *falls out of bed and quickly covers up my naked self and the other naked person in my bed*

What do you need? *hands over a soda*
 
What is this?

I don't even...

I can't join a threesome!
 
*In the middle of summoning a devil*
Hey, don't walk into others bedrooms, what if I would have been naked and asleep. >_<
 
.......





Once pirate month is over I'm turning back into the god of things 4Chan finds fucked up
 
*throws rotten tomato*
 
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