If The Person Above Were To Enter Your BedRoom....

*pokes with a stick*
 
*Rubs the empty spot beside my bed*

I only burn when provoked. *Wink*
 
BEGONE, WENCH! YOUR SEDUCTION HAS NO EFFECT ON US!
 
Sooo....wanna watch some porn? *points toward collection*
 
Turn on the lights and I'll kill you!
*goes back to sleep*
 
I alredy knew you watched me sleep, why come inside? was it cold? are you hungry? do you need anything?
 
Your attempt to be hospitable is a load of bull to me. GTFO
 
I'M THE ONE THAT WATCHES PEOPLE SLEEP, DON'T COME IN HERE AND WATCH ME SLEEP! STEALING OTHER PEOPLES JOBS ARE WRONG MAN!
 
Eh? Why are you here? I don't sleep, so why come watch me?
 
THIEF!!!! *takes the gun from under my pillow and shoots*
 
Ahem......you are niether Staci nor Angl. Exit or die

*the sound of lazors charging up fills the room*
 
*Makes sexy pose before seeing who it is*
You're not my wife, nor my other wife... what's worse... you're a dude o.O
*disappointed*
 
GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!! >:[

NO SUPERHEROES ALLOWED. Especially green ones!
 
I don't allow Mittens in my room. Gloves be damned!
 
You can stay if you let me give you a makeover. :'D
 
Hello, fellow Canadian~ You're cool enough to stay in my room :D

Though, do try to ignore the mess.
 
Try to keep your crazy running around and power zapping under control, I have delicate things in this room!