If The Person Above Were To Enter Your BedRoom....

 
Sorry, I don't do guys, try another room!
 
Well I don't…do anything that likes girls too. That tells me things.
 
GAAAH A GREEN GUY IN MY ROOM!!!! THE GRINCH o.O
 
How dare you! I'm not the grinch. I'm obviously green lan- The hulk.
 
Santa Claus came early this year... *color blind*
 
BITCH I GOT A GUN.

BITCH I GOT A BOMB.
 
*sleeps* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 
*Throws red into the Adriatic sea and goes to sleep*
 
*Has my private SWAT team come in and taze you* GET ON THE GROUND! I SAID GET ON THE GROUND!
 
*starts eating on him*
 
Get offa me! you're a repeat offender!
 
As if once wasn't enough...*Glares through her Goddess-like flames*
 
AAAAAAH A WITCH o.O
 
Juku and I would probably spend our time rolling some faces in League if he showed up.

We could do that anyway... but why not?
 
Hiro's got the right idea.

LEAGUE IT UP, BRO!
 
I would do THE FACE until Dread Pirate Juku got creeped out and left