I like my men/women like I like my...

Cammeh

The mascot formerly known as Cammytrice
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
One post per day, 1-3 posts per week
Online Availability
GMT+0 Evenings and Weekends
Writing Levels
Adept, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Light fantasy, historical, steampunk, some post-apocalyptic (think, biker rust-punk), anthro (non-anime furry), modern, some sci fi...this & that, I'm pretty random. I don't mind getting frisky as well!
We all know the phrase. I like my coffee like I like my men/women...

But how do you like your men/women?

Finish the phrase and give a description of the object! Remember, let's keep it fun and PG-13!



I like my men how I like my Jell-O: lime green and jiggly. Maybe with fruit inside.
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
I like my men how I like my steak, tenderized with a mallet before I devour. >:3
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
I like my women how I like my cake: soft, warm and sweet.
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
I like my women how I like my microwave: easy when I'm drunk and always in the kitchen.
 
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Kitti

Guest
I like my men like I like my apple pie: spicy and good with whipped cream.
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
I like my men like I like my dogs: Honest, Loyal, and not sexually attracted to me.
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
I like my men/women like I like my teddy bear, huggable and cute :D
 

Spammy

Swagolor Approved
Preferred Character Gender
Male
I like my women like I like my coffee: Ground up, boiled, strained, and served to me in paper or Styrofoam cups.
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
I like my women like I like my food, easy to prepare but delicious to eat.
 

Astaroth

[*screaming into the void intensifies*]
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Looking for partners
Posting Speed
Speed of Light, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
It varies a lot depending on my schedule, unfortunately.
Writing Levels
Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Psychological horror
Body horror
Supernatural
Giallo
Splatterpunk
Dark fantasy
Historical
Low fantasy
Magipunk
Weird West
Noir
Thriller
Gothic horror
Southern Gothic
Gaslamp fantasy
Cyberpunk
Space saga
Clockpunk
Space Western
Space opera
Paranormal
Modern fantasy
Dieselpunk
Post-Apocalyptic
Crime drama
Medieval fantasy
I like my women how I like my salsa... red, a little chunky, and full of kick. :]

I like my men how I like my sour cream: whipped, dippy, and only for certain things.
 
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Unisus

Guest
I like my men like I like my pet cat, unpredictable, affectionate, easy to amuse, furry, and sharp teeth.
 
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Angelic_Devil

Guest
I like my woman like I like doves pure, beautiful, free, and loving.

I like my men like I like my butlers (If I had one) silent, deadly, handsome, life savers, and always there!
 

Hirohashi

Spirit of Fire
Invitation Status
Preferred Character Gender
Genres
My favorite topic would have to be fantasy but I'm more than willing to take part in just about any genre.
EDIT: I'll have to remember that one, October. That made me laugh.

I like my women like I like my trivia games: Impossible to know everything about but fun to play around with.

Let's spice it up.

I like my women like I like my body wash: In the shower and all over my body.
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
I like my women like I like my horror movies: a bit romantic, a bit frightening and easy to understand
 
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Iliana

Guest
I like my men how I like my Kleenex: soft, useful, and easily disposable.
 
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TheFoxMaiden

Guest
I like my men like a like my chairs :with thick wood that I can sit on
I like my men like I like my music: hard, fast and with a rhythm that makes you want to scream


sry that may have been a wee bit dirty
 
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Kitti

Guest
I like my men like I like my booze: cheap, strong, and gone the next day. ;)
 
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Tenchi-Roku

Guest
I like my women like I like my games: Open, fun, full of possiblities, creative, unexpectable, sometimes tough, exotic, and always giving me a chance.

I like my men like I like the cold: I hate the cold
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
I like my men like I like my music: Eclectic, emotionally deep, comforting, and makes shivers race down my spine.

I also like my men like I like my sketch pad: I can go at it for hours, but if I get pissed off, I'll throw it to the side for a bit and sometimes throw expensive markers at it and call it "worthless".

;)

I like my women like I like my dishwashers- because they're the same thing.

I also like my women like Helen Keller- Silent, and touch-oriented
 

Hirohashi

Spirit of Fire
Invitation Status
Preferred Character Gender
Genres
My favorite topic would have to be fantasy but I'm more than willing to take part in just about any genre.
I don't know why I find the most offensive ones towards both genders to be the most awesome... I'm not even a mean guy.

I like my women like I like my bombs: With a short fuse and in my hands.

...Oh wai--