I like my men/women like I like my...

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Cammysnek, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. We all know the phrase. I like my coffee like I like my men/women...

    But how do you like your men/women?

    Finish the phrase and give a description of the object! Remember, let's keep it fun and PG-13!



    I like my men how I like my Jell-O: lime green and jiggly. Maybe with fruit inside.
     
  2. I like my men how I like my steak, tenderized with a mallet before I devour. >:3
     
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  3. I like my women how I like my cake: soft, warm and sweet.
     
  4. I like my women how I like my microwave: easy when I'm drunk and always in the kitchen.
     
  5. I like my men like I like my apple pie: spicy and good with whipped cream.
     
  6. I like my men like I like my dogs: Honest, Loyal, and not sexually attracted to me.
     
  7. I like my men/women like I like my teddy bear, huggable and cute :D
     
  8. I like my women like I like my coffee: Ground up, boiled, strained, and served to me in paper or Styrofoam cups.
     
  9. I like my women like I like my food, easy to prepare but delicious to eat.
     
  10. I like my women how I like my salsa... red, a little chunky, and full of kick. :]

    I like my men how I like my sour cream: whipped, dippy, and only for certain things.
     
  11. I like my men like I like my pet cat, unpredictable, affectionate, easy to amuse, furry, and sharp teeth.
     
  12. I like my woman like I like doves pure, beautiful, free, and loving.

    I like my men like I like my butlers (If I had one) silent, deadly, handsome, life savers, and always there!
     
  13. EDIT: I'll have to remember that one, October. That made me laugh.

    I like my women like I like my trivia games: Impossible to know everything about but fun to play around with.

    Let's spice it up.

    I like my women like I like my body wash: In the shower and all over my body.
     
  14. I like my women like I like my horror movies: a bit romantic, a bit frightening and easy to understand
     
  15. I like my men how I like my Kleenex: soft, useful, and easily disposable.
     
  16. I like my men like a like my chairs :with thick wood that I can sit on
    I like my men like I like my music: hard, fast and with a rhythm that makes you want to scream


    sry that may have been a wee bit dirty
     
  17. I like my men like I like my booze: cheap, strong, and gone the next day. ;)
     
  18. I like my women like I like my games: Open, fun, full of possiblities, creative, unexpectable, sometimes tough, exotic, and always giving me a chance.

    I like my men like I like the cold: I hate the cold
     
  19. I like my men like I like my music: Eclectic, emotionally deep, comforting, and makes shivers race down my spine.

    I also like my men like I like my sketch pad: I can go at it for hours, but if I get pissed off, I'll throw it to the side for a bit and sometimes throw expensive markers at it and call it "worthless".

    ;)

    I like my women like I like my dishwashers- because they're the same thing.

    I also like my women like Helen Keller- Silent, and touch-oriented
     
  20. I don't know why I find the most offensive ones towards both genders to be the most awesome... I'm not even a mean guy.

    I like my women like I like my bombs: With a short fuse and in my hands.

    ...Oh wai--