I like my men/women like I like my...

I like my lovers like the level "Hard Rain", on L4D2- Everything seems fine and then shit happens- then you escape to a boat and get away before THOSE FUCKING TANKS CAN DESTROY YOU.

I love my men like I love the gas pedal in driving games- used sparingly and with lots of control.

I love my women like I love restaurant high-chairs for kids- easy to use anywhere, usually stays in the same spot, and always close to the food.

I like my men like I like food by delivery- on bad days, you can call in and have them come over a second, and curl up afterwards with a full belly. (HAHA, Pregger joke!)

Since I'm on that roll:

I like my men like I like my farts- They stay around a hell of a lot longer than I do, and it's what I'm remembered by.

I like my women like toilets- They bear with you in the hardest of times, trying to support you

I like my lovers like I like vases, you never really do anything important with them, but you want to keep them around so your place looks good.

That's all I got for now.
 
i like my men like i like my breasts, fun to play with and better to look at and oh so fun to bring out in public ^_^

i like my women like i like my shoes, fun to wear but its a hell of allot better to get them off....

I like my men like i like my cake big, dark, and rich
I like my men like I like my lasagna: Hot, Spicy and Italian
I like my women like I like my donuts: HOT, GREASY AND COVERED IN SUGAR

and if i wasnt going to hell with everything i just said let me now put the final nail in

I like my men like I like my sundaes, sweet, covered in chocolate, and with a big banana

and i love this one

i like my men and women like i like my family, somewhere else bothering others and not me
 
I think my men and woman like my video games always there when I'm bored, fun, and at the end I always win.
 
I like my men like I like my blankets; warm and on top of me until I decide to kick them off.
 
I like my women the way I like my water, easily accessible in the shower, kitchen and is always wet to the touch.
 
I like my men like I like my food: saucy enough to make other people nervous and frequently in my mouth. :D
 
I like my girls how I like my dogs; good fun, both energetic and lazy... And always hungry for meat.
I like my girls how I like my roleplays; interesting, there's always something new and pleasant, and just generally fun.
I like my men how I like my school; I don't.
I like my girls how I like my books; always there, not judging me, just being a fascinating thing to be with.
I like my girls how I like busy people. All tied up.
I like my girls how I like my North Pole. Covered in white.
 
I like my women like I like my casinos. Liquor in the front poker in the back.
 
I like my men/women like I like my interests, random but amusing
 
I like my men like I like my coffee - able to keep me awake all day and all night if need be.
 
I like my women like I like my video games- Fun and entertaining to play with.
 
I like my men how I like my bath: hot, fun, and comforting.

 
I like my women like i love my cocoa- Hot and sweet
 
I like my men like I like my emoticons: smiling ^_^
 
I like my men like I like my dad: never using the phrase "we need to talk" unless it has nothing to do with our relationship.
 
I like my men just like i want my candy's : sweet,cute and tasty
 
I like my women like I like hot peppers; spicey, damn hot, tastey and making me feel oh so good after I ate them.

I like my men like I like my wallet; always ready to go, easily accessable and always in my pants.

I like my women like I like my fridge; in the kitchen, always ready to make sandwiches, frigid and always open.

I like my women like I like my coffee; bittersweet, warm and the best thing to wake up with everyday.
 
I like my men like I like my whiskey; strong and Irish ;)
 
i like my men like i like my books....easy to understand but fun and always ready when i am ^_^
 
I like my women like I like my jar lids, easy to get off.
 
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