Silver: knowing that you'd go to a super secret site depths, while you were still in iwaku servers, I tracked you and found the super secret site that promptly gets ddos'd.
Silver: Knowing you'd replace the dictionary replacement, I travelled back in time and gave Bomb a course in shitposting, making all his posts of higher quality.
I also made sure that wherever you'd be able to hide the book would be filled with lava.
Gold: Knowing that you'd teach bomb how to shitpost, I don't do any thing about that because that is unrelated to our goal. But I do expose the lava to air, thus hardening it and I unearth the dictionary from the newly formed rocks.
Red: knowing that you'd order the pizza with extra mushrooms, I made sure to go to all pizzerias in the closest 900 miles and throw away all of their mushrooms.
Green: Knowing you'd remove all the mushrooms from nearby pizza places, I set up an intricate trap around the entrance to Gold's place that will dispense mushrooms on the pizza as the delivery guy arrives.
Red: Knowing you would set intricate traps around Gold's place, I construct even more intricate traps that catch the dispensed mushrooms in a ceramic bowl, clamps a lid over the container, then promptly incinerates its contents. It then spitefully blows the ashes away on the wind. Your machines will inevitably run out of mushrooms.
Green: Knowing you'd stop the dispensers from functioning, I constructed a mechanical arm that places the mushrooms on the pizza with a literal iron grip.