Hush little baby, don't say a word, Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird (THE GAME!)

Papa's gonna give you a solid line;
And if that line ain't got enough width...
 
papa's gonna give you hyacinth
and if that hyacinth doesn't bloom..
 
Papa will redecorate your room.
And if it's not your favorite color . . .
 
...
Papa's gonna buy you a mockingjay;
And if that bird turns into liquid;
 
TheRebornFate said:
Papa will become apart of the KKK.
And if they are all gay...
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Doesn't rhyme with the last line, doesn't fit with the spirit of the game, and is overall offensive. Anyway...

Papa's gonna grill you some fresh caught squid
And if that squid's not moist and tender...
 
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Papa's gonna buy you a gender bender.
And if you don't want your gender bent...
 
Papas gonna pay your next month's rent

And if that rent won't pay your way...
 
Papa's gonna but you a car that hums
And if that car gets in a wreck. . .
 
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Papa's gonna purchase Gregory Peck
And if he doesn't act with rhythm
 
Papa's gonna split your family with a schism.

And if that schism someday heals...
 
Papa's get you some orange peels
And if those orange peels go rotten. . .
 
Papa's gonna buy you a fancy French wine

And if that fancy wine ain't smooth...
 
Papa's gonna buy you a German Vermouth!
But since you're not mature enough yet....
 
Papa's gonna give it to the vet.

But if that vet gets drunk and crazy...
 
Papa's gonna finally get really lazy,

But if he still needs to please his girl...
 
Papa's gonna find you a girl...

But after papa realizes you might not "swing that way...."
 
Papa's gonna find you another bae

And if that bae don't treat you right...
 
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