Hush little baby, don't say a word, Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird (THE GAME!)

Papa gonna take you on a bike

and if that bike gets a flat
 
Papa's gonna smash it with a baseball bat

and if that baseball bat breaks
 
Papa gonna buy you some dairy cakes
And if I find out your lactose a tolerant
 
Papa's gonna get you antiperspirant
And if that deodorant won't work...
 
Papa's gonna get you an actual Björk!

And if that singer doesn't sing....
 
Papa gonna take you to see a king

and if that king is to busy
 
Papa is gonna paint the house mousy
And if all the paint is washed away
 
Papa gonna turn you into Jean Gray

and if you turn in to crazy
 
Papa gonna make you uncrazy
And if that doesn't work
 
papa gonna see if he can twerk

and if the twerk makes you cry

(OCC Which I won't blame the kid for doing so)
 
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Papa's gonna by you an iPhone,
If that iPhone breaks,
 
Papa's gonna take you to see Bill Gates
and if Bill Gates won't let you in
 
Papa's gonna bash Bill Gates' head in
And if Bill Gates' head won't crack
 
Papa's gonna put him on the rack.
And if the rack won't ever work,
 
Papa's gonna dress like Captain Kirk

And if Sci fi is not your thing
 
Papa's gonna take you to see The Thing.

And if the tickets are sold out...
 
Papa gonna buy you a fat pet trout

but if that trout decides to die
 
Papa's gonna poke you in the eye
And if that doesn't discipline you
 
Papa's gonna make you smell his shoe.

And if that doesn't teach you self-control...
 
Papa's gonna bowl you down the mall,
And if that doesn't brake your bones,
 
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