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Asuras
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Yup I got that a lot (even though my connection is solid) -_-"Reporting you for terrible internet connection."
"OF COURSE YOU PICKED KEN YOU FUCKING FAGWHORE. KEN IS FOR FAGS
KEN IS FOR FAGS WHO CANNOT PLAY RYU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT TURTLING FUCWIT.
I find Ryu to be way better. His Hadouken is some of the best keep away in the game. Ken is much more agressive.Isn't Ryu better at defensive play than Ken?
Kind of ironic, I think.
Well that and better pokes. If I remember correctly anyway. I haven't played SF4 since, well, vanilla, and even then barely.I find Ryu to be way better. His Hadouken is some of the best keep away in the game. Ken is much more agressive.
Didn't you read the history books? Churchill had this amazing idea for a fantasy roleplay involving dragons and shit. But nooooo, Hitler had to be all 'but I want a modern roleplay involving tanks and war tactics :('. Winston, in his haste to tell him no, said "I did nazi that coming.."I got called a nazi after I told this person that I didn't want to roleplay with them. They said that I wasn't good enough anyway through terrible spelling. I swore they were using chatspeak, but nope, not wanting to rp with someone obviously makes you instant nazi. *rolls eyes*
No dammit, this is Japan. They were playing F.A.T.A.L the entire time.And then Japan kept making characters they didn't care about so they scrapped them all.
The funniest episode of hate I've experienced online was probably when this guy in my guild in World of Warcraft passed on a piece of high level gear both he and I wanted, which he did with an explanation that was something like "nah, I'm a gentleman, let her have it <3"
I was playing a female character at the time and I guess he hadn't realized who exactly I was on the guild Teamspeak. It was a quick raid run with a lot of people using alternate characters, so not putting two and two together there wasn't too bad. However, he also missed people referring to me as Jorick both in text and voice and me responding to them, and he missed the note in the guild member list saying that the character was Jorick's alt, and I knew the guy was well aware that I as the player Jorick was a guy. He just never connected the dots to realize the guy who played Jorick was also the player of the female character.
So I took the gear (he hit the pass button, his loss), then on Teamspeak said something like "thanks, but if you're expecting a blowjob for this you're not going to be on the receiving end." We all had a good laugh at his expense and he stayed quiet for the rest of the raid. I thought he was just embarrassed at his goof and that was gonna be the end of it, but nope, he was salty as fuck.
I logged on the next day to find three rage-filled letters from him in that female character's in-game mail, ranting about how I'd somehow tricked him into thinking I was a girl and how I'd supposedly flirted with him and led him on and so on. I cracked up at that, told a couple of my friends in the guild about it... and then I logged on to my main character to find TWELVE more rage letters. He'd sent the three to the female alt with about ten minutes between them each, separate bits of ranting, but these ones were all a long chain of one rant (character limits on in-game mail made him split it up) and sent a minute or less apart, so the dude probably wrote the whole thing out and copied and pasted the chunks into the game to send them off one after another. This one was filled with stuff calling me a faggot and trannie and so forth, saying I was gay and trying to entrap guys by playing a female character and tricking them into relationships (?????) to steal things from them and then make other people think said entrapped guys were gay too. It was ridiculously stupid and I laughed for a solid 15 minutes over the whole thing.
I shared them in whole with my guild and he got kicked for being an idiot, which caused him to then send more hate my way and also harass other guild members, which eventually caused him to get banned from the game because other people reported him. Good times.
[spoili]I pretended to be a girl once just to see if it was true and people would shower you with loot.Oh man. MMO's. Shit i forgot about the sad angry specimen of super lonely/pathetic guys who tries to be a ll up in your grill thinking you are a girl. Thank you both for those stories xD.