As the day went on, Zee Captain traversed through the ruins of the city while listening to her new Walkman, seemingly oblivious to the bones he was walking over as she crossed a street to the next sidewalk. While on this stroll he came to the end of the block and was about to cross the street like the last, but something caught her eye as he looked to her right down the street.
"oh my, what's this?"
Zee Captain inquired to himself, with a quick reach into her satchel Zee Captain pulled out his binoculars and looked through them, she then let out a longing sigh as he got a clear view of what she spotted.
"Ma chérie....."
Through the binoculars Zee Captain spies an old billboard, on this billboard is a torn and faded picture of the same vehicle Zee Captain seen in the advertisement on the news paper piece he found. Lowering the binoculars Zee Captain puts them back in her satchel before looking towards the billboard.
"don't worry my sweet, Zee Captain is on the way!"
Zee Captain declared before walking towards the billboard with a purpose, as Zee Captain marched forward he happened to walk under a small overpass, it was broken down the middle, with what looked like the back of an old rusted van hanging over it, just barely hanging on. As Zee Captain walked under the overpass he stopped and turned to look to his right at the pillar holding up what remained of the overpass, she stood their with his mug in hand while staring at the pillar.
"it is such a relief to know that even in this day and age modern art thrives!"
Zee Captain said with a smile under her gasmask as he viewed the pillar covered with faded graffiti, she brought his mug up to her gasmask and opened a small slot, to which he inserted a straw into it before taking a sip from the mug's contents before closing the slot. Unknown to Zee Captain hungry eye's were watching, a fairly big humanoid creature about five to six feet tall watched Zee Captain from the shadows, when Zee Captain stopped and turned her back to it the creature let out a low hunger filled growl as it lined itself up to attack it's next meal. The time to strike was now, the creature let out a monstrous roar before it jumped from behind the pile of rubble that came from the damaged overpass, Zee Captain turned around, slightly startled from the sound, the creature landed at the bottom of the rubble pile and glared at Zee Captain, the weight of the creature shook the ground slightly as it landed.
"goodness, has someone been pigging out?"
Zee Captain asked the creature nonchalantly as he stood still, the creature let out another roar, almost as if it was insulted before it began to charge, unknown to Zee Captain and the creature the slight shake from the when the creature had landed had ever so slightly shifted the van hanging over the overpass above. As the creature closed in on Zee Captain the van dislodged from it's precarious position and fell, it's back doors flew open as it sped towards to two below, when the creature jumped to pounce the captain it's vision blacked out as a loud bang rang out, a second later the creature came to it's senses if found itself laying on it's back, it then looked to were it's supposed meal was standing just a moment ago, but all it seen was a rusted white van with the front pointing upward and a dent on the vans roof where it hit it's head. The van began making a creaking sound, the creature tilted it's head to the right as it looks at the dent it had made, the dent began to slowly implode in on itself from the weight of the vehicle pushing down on it, the van started to tip backwards towards the creature, as if on instinct the creature began to panic as it tried to get to it's feat but to no avail, the van fell backwards and the creature let out a screech as it was crushed by the vehicle with a metal crunching sound.
Zee Captain hadn't moved a muscle, one second their was a monster charging towards him, then the next she was shrouded in darkness, shortly after the light flooded into his eye's again followed by a loud noise, Zee Captain looked around then walked around the side of van and looked at it's side to see a rusted image of a bag of chips.
"tsk-tsk, you shouldn't eat junk food, the weight it'll put on you can kill"
Zee Captain said in a disappointed tone while slowly shaking her head before turning to leave and continuing to march towards the billboard, as he walked away, the left arm of the creature could be seen protruding from under the van, it twitched a few times before it went limp.
"now, where was I?~"
Zee Captain asked herself in his regular cheerful tone as she continued onward.