Feral Threat

99 bottles of wine on the wall, 99 bottles of wine! You take one down, you pass it around, 98 bottles of wine on the wall!
 
Alright, when did this turn into a remake of The Insanity Thread?
 
the moment someone posted a rather fetching man drinking whine
 
oh, yeah. I remember that now. Alright, continue.
 
Mmmmm.... Jeager
 
deciding who's going on a beer run *NOT IT!!!!!*
 
Well, I'm bored. Anyone wanna go harass some random people!?!?!?
 
*walks in and drops ya'll some fancy bear and chocolates on a table* Hopefully, unless some horrible turn of luck, the rp will be up before the night's over. Also, I'm back. Anyone want a seashell?
 
Yes! The gods have been kind to me!! Oh wait *Checks to do list* Damn it's my turn to get beer -_-
 
I want one!
 
I don't do beer. Not strong enough. I'm so manly, I drink gun powder and the blood of my enemies.
 
0.0 wow the furthest I've gone is Nitroglycerin (word of advise to not drink nitroglycerin near open flames or at all)
 
Has anyone tried molten iron and a shot of arsenic?
 
I've tried molten lava, are they alike? It was pretty good.
 
"pretty could," is that some hip new lingo for you whipper snappers?