FALKENSTEIN: A PULP-FANTASY STEAMPUNK ADVENTURE IN VICTORIAN BRITAIN

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Wait. . . I'm confused.

Did he just call Raleigh a lesbian, or was he talking about dinner? And is Max committing crimes or fiending for coke?

*Throttles Asmo.*

It's not too late to plank him from behind, Fluffy!
 
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Menorain

Guest
Ahahaha XD Oh my...

In other news (namely the more important variety), I have posted. My soul dies inside when I write a first post, hence the shortness and uneventfulnessness-es (?). I'm still trying to get back into the swing of things after having not wrote anything in... a while.
 

Asmodeus

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o__o

Asmo did wrong?


Max knows the criminals cos he works with them and stuff and... I... er...

*gets beaten up by Fluffy*

@__x
 

Childish Grumpino

"...before turning the gun on himself."
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Actually, I thought the post was awesome, but I'm just going with the majority here.

WE'RE DOING THIS COS WE LOVE YOU ASMO.

*continues beating him with a cane*
 

Asmodeus

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I WAS JUST BEING ENGLISH!

IT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE IF A WOMAN SAVED ANOTHER WOMAN!

*gets sodomised*

AAAAAGH!!
 
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Fluffy

Guest
While it might not make sense (like this roleplay altogether!), we just wanted to show THE ONLY TWO WOMEN being epic. D<

But I forgive you, Asmo. It was a good read of a post, too. I'll post, um... When I can think of something to post. For now she's just heading to where she needs to be. X3
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
It's OK, Fluffy, there will be plenty of other chances for epic.

Time for Raleigh and Max to play "Lol, I'm not here for anything important (why are you so suspicious?)" on the way to "The Cheese Shop."

Come on, Asmo. >_> *Takes Asmo by the shirt collar and drags him back to the thread.*
 

Childish Grumpino

"...before turning the gun on himself."
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Awesome, character interaction.

NOW GET TO THE SHOP ALL OF YOU.

Meno, I'll post for you soon, don't worry.
 

Asmodeus

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WHERE IS THE FUCKING SHOP, GRUMPY?

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US??? YOU WANT US TO KNOCK ON EVERY DOOR???
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
I don't expect to be able to post until Saturday night, or Sunday morning. Just got a big, last minute order to fill, so yeah.

Oh yeah, and Christmas is this week, isn't it? >_>

*Goes to buy 12lbs of raw sugar and stearic acid.*

Gotta keep up my supply!
 

Asmodeus

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*pickpockets Raleigh as she falls*


THIS IS PERFECT MOMENT FOR NEW CHARACTER ARRIVAL!

*nudges WMD onto the stage*
 
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Menorain

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ZOMG That last post really tickled me. Now...

SOMEONE FIND TEH CHEESE BEFORE I KILL MUHSELF.

O.O