Declaration of War on Vandoosa!

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

WTF is this crap? *Gets his paddle*

 

[Vay]

*fits a doom siren on GMK so he can join in*

 

[Darkness]

lol u guyses r all homoses

 

[Blind Hemingway]

 

[Captain Nic]

This war is turkeys.

 

[Vay]

Turkeys? THIS! IS! PENGUINS

 

[Blind Hemingway]

This is what Dorkness is fighting for.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Gay rights in Venezuela? I never knew darkness to be so........left.

 

[Darkness]

BUT WE ALREADY HAVE GAY RIGHTS.

THE LAW IS WRITTEN THIS WAY: YOU LIKE DICK IN BUTT? OK.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

BEER? NO! WE MUSTN'T BE DISTRACTED FROM THE GOAL. BEER AT THE PUB AFTER OUR SHIFT.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

No Fel, I have discovered it, The Beer of Might

Or armies shall be mighty with this magical brew

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

Indeed.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

 

[Vay]

We will crush them, just like those bugs.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Oh my god, is that Mr. Snuggles?

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

GENTLEMAN! I HAVE DISCOVERED INTELLIGENCE OF VANDOOSAN EXPANSIONIST PLANS.

TO ARMS MEN, TO ARMS!

 

[Vay]

put something shiny next to their intended rout.. it will but us months to prepare.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

good point