Declaration of War on Vandoosa!

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
*fits a doom siren on GMK so he can join in*
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Turkeys? THIS! IS! PENGUINS

 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


This is what Dorkness is fighting for.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Gay rights in Venezuela? I never knew darkness to be so........left.
 
D

Darkness

Guest
BUT WE ALREADY HAVE GAY RIGHTS.

THE LAW IS WRITTEN THIS WAY: YOU LIKE DICK IN BUTT? OK.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
BEER? NO! WE MUSTN'T BE DISTRACTED FROM THE GOAL. BEER AT THE PUB AFTER OUR SHIFT.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
No Fel, I have discovered it, The Beer of Might

Or armies shall be mighty with this magical brew
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
We will crush them, just like those bugs.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
GENTLEMAN! I HAVE DISCOVERED INTELLIGENCE OF VANDOOSAN EXPANSIONIST PLANS.

TO ARMS MEN, TO ARMS!
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
put something shiny next to their intended rout.. it will but us months to prepare.