Declaration of War on Vandoosa!

 
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This war is turkeys.
 


This is what Dorkness is fighting for.
 
Gay rights in Venezuela? I never knew darkness to be so........left.
 
BUT WE ALREADY HAVE GAY RIGHTS.

THE LAW IS WRITTEN THIS WAY: YOU LIKE DICK IN BUTT? OK.
 
BEER? NO! WE MUSTN'T BE DISTRACTED FROM THE GOAL. BEER AT THE PUB AFTER OUR SHIFT.
 
No Fel, I have discovered it, The Beer of Might

Or armies shall be mighty with this magical brew
 
GENTLEMAN! I HAVE DISCOVERED INTELLIGENCE OF VANDOOSAN EXPANSIONIST PLANS.

TO ARMS MEN, TO ARMS!
 
put something shiny next to their intended rout.. it will but us months to prepare.