Declaration of War on Vandoosa!
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Re: This is just for Isabellas
Once again, the Most Glorious Duchy of Staadtplatz has decided that is now time to invade the Red Meance, Vandoosa.
The reasons:
1. They are aaggressive Derpistani empire that is trying to extend their reign to other nations, as is proved in this piece of scandalous Vandoosain propaganda.
2. Vandoosians defile Our Most Glorious Duchy by "Glowing."
3. Vandoosians steal good booze andlolis other stuff from our borders.
4. Vandoosians are always drunk and cause many traffic accidents but never pay their fines.
5. They seek to expand their Empire from just the attic they currently inhabit.
6. Xentra is a derp.
7. ??????
8. PROFIT
Wars have been started for lesser reason than these.
High Command of the Staddtplatz forces is under the leadership of Admiral Lt Brigadier Colonel General Captain Zypher von Yaguchi whom is currently leading our armies towards the Vandoosain borders.
Once again, the Most Glorious Duchy of Staadtplatz has decided that is now time to invade the Red Meance, Vandoosa.
The reasons:
1. They are a
2. Vandoosians defile Our Most Glorious Duchy by "Glowing."
3. Vandoosians steal good booze and
4. Vandoosians are always drunk and cause many traffic accidents but never pay their fines.
5. They seek to expand their Empire from just the attic they currently inhabit.
6. Xentra is a derp.
7. ??????
8. PROFIT
Wars have been started for lesser reason than these.
High Command of the Staddtplatz forces is under the leadership of Admiral Lt Brigadier Colonel General Captain Zypher von Yaguchi whom is currently leading our armies towards the Vandoosain borders.
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Re: This is just for Isabellas
Don't look at my panties~ I'm trying to direct troops! D: FOR THE VODKA!
Don't look at my panties~ I'm trying to direct troops! D: FOR THE VODKA!
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Re: This is just for Isabellas
Zypher's panties are not important. DEFEATING THE VANDOOSA HORDE IS!
Zypher's panties are not important. DEFEATING THE VANDOOSA HORDE IS!
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WE HAVE THE AIRSHIP LEAGUE FROM ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORING GERMANIC ALLIES! WE HAVE FEL FROM FELOSLOVIKA! WE HAVE FANCY UNIFORMS AND TANKS!
TO ARMS, MEN TO ARMS!
TO ARMS, MEN TO ARMS!
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But Isabellas are part Polish.. they can't take vodka that is not all ready theirs..
All so why is Rory stalking me on 4chan? Are you all so that Byakuren who gets mad at me for throwing rocks?
All so why is Rory stalking me on 4chan? Are you all so that Byakuren who gets mad at me for throwing rocks?
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Wait... Vandoosa is big enough to show up on the INTERNET now?! Finally. more will know of us.. and our new piece of land United Soshialist Schzestania Republik. Spelled the way Vandoosans like it because that is how words should be spelled!
All so how is bad touhou art and a random pic of an old friend Stephy propaganda!?
All so how is bad touhou art and a random pic of an old friend Stephy propaganda!?
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