Declaration of War on Vandoosa!

R

Raiu

Guest
FUCK THAT! I'M DRIVEING NORTH-SOUTH! *Just spins in a circle.*

And now, lets just end the war here... DISTRUCTION OF THE EARTH!
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Chaos heretic with plans for the destruction of holy Terra found. Deploy the grandmaster.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I CONCUR WITH THE MAN IN THE GERMAN HAT.
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
SNORE

WE'LL IGNORE YOUR PUNY WAYS FOR A WHILE, LIKE THEY DID TO THAT OTHER GUY IN A GERMAN HAT
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
You mean the Kaiser?
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Heresy?!?!?!?



*Spots Raiu*





HERESY!!!!!!

*Uses Raiu as target practice for the Shit-Slinginator*
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
*Stuffs the troll down the shit slinginator and forces him into the firing chamber with a mallet, then fires*

Next time I design a weapon to hurl feces at my enemies, remind me to allow the design to fire exceptionally large pieces of shit.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
That's because you're busy killing chickens. At this point we're still nuking the hell out of your nation.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Stooped voodoo
 

Isabella Hime

Winter is coming...
Original poster
Naaa... looks more like you are all just shooting at anything.. You all need a better leader to keep order! someone like UFOPORNO!
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
*levels the shit slinginator at bella, after eating Spicy Chile and washing it down with Guinness*

SHIT SLINGINATOR VENGEANCE ROUND FIRE!!!!!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
KORE WA OISHII DESU YO.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
ANI PASA ARAI PUT PASA TAI DEE KWA
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Nope. Chuck Testa.