Granted. The words of the wish come out of your computer, grow to ludicrous size and then tranform into an ancient ruin through some kind of ridiculous wish shenanigans. Said ruin then crashes on top of your house, causing that to be ruined too. Oh, and obviously this kills you too, along with the perfectly innocent puppy that was just passing along. Poor puppy D:
I wish for shinies.
I wish for shinies.