Corrupt-A-Wish 2

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Granted but the cat destroys everything you own

I wish my nails would stop breaking.
 
Granted. Now your fingers break instead.

I wish I knew how to take over the world
 
Granted but to do it you must kill everyone in the world.

Dammit I wish my family wasn't eaten
 
Granted, but they are now eating your lunch in a few minutes.

I wish I had a boot to the head.
 
Granted but you get a kick in the privates as well, plus you will never learn the Tae Kwon Leap

I can live with that. I wish I could master the Tae Kwon Leap
 
Granted, but almost five seconds after you master it you get a concussion, thus un-mastering it.

I wish that I could go on the hobbit adventure. Without anyone dying or the journey stopping.
 
granted it goes on forever and your forever chased by orcs. better keep moving

I wish I was a master blacksmith
 
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